Bree Ward

Is it? I thought that after Scar I’d end up going through college without being monogamous. Oh, jesus, that’s kind of hot. Watching two hot people fight over me would be so entertaining. Even more so if you both fought in pool of jello or something, preferably with like, little to no clothes on. Yeah, and with King of all people. I mean, he’s pretty out of my league. And I don’t say that often because I’m a firm believer that I’m not out of anyone’s league, but he’s definitely pretty out there.

I'm sorry, but if this is your weird way of telling me about the threesome fantasy that you dreamed up on your way to New York, I'm going to have to say pass for now. And him out of your league? Other way around! Hottie with a body! And the ultimate catch. I mean, if you weren't taken, I'd swipe you like Swiper. From Dora the Explorer? But really.

I didn’t tell you? I am being monogamous, yes ma’am. I mean, I think King is one lucky fella, I don’t turn to monogamy for just anyone. Nah. Our cuddles are harmless. I can’t give up our cuddles. I can’t help that my mind is always in the gutter, Bree.

Damn. Well, that's good. Otherwise, I would have to have to fight King to the death for our cuddles. Tickle death that is. In all reality, I'm happy for you. That's great that you have something that serious going for you. 

Really? I didn't realize that. You just seem like you fit so well here. It was. I mean, the deal was that I was supposed to just go through rush. Then last minute, she pulled out that on me. Don't get me wrong, I think you're the best, but I keep wondering if I'm in the right place.

Yes! I’ve never been so excited to be someone’s boyfriend for a day. You gotta watch what you say, Bree. If I weren’t currently monogamous, I’d take full advantage of you deeming yourself my slave for a day. I know I am.

Ooo, you currently monogamous? Goodness. Does this mean that I lose my cuddle buddy? Because you give Grade A cuddles and those are hard to come by. And does everything have to be dirty with you?

I’m giving my sister sorority pledge member a compliment. My compliment is truly genuine and has no hidden agenda directed in it. I’m trying to be nice. 

Gotcha. That's cool too. And nice. Your nice is working.

Yup, that’s my place holder major for now until I decide on one. And yes, that was a compliment. Don’t get your panties in a twist over it.

Benji… you’re a lifesaver. I could cry right now.

As long as you clean up after. I don’t dine with messy bitches. 

Note taken. Hopefully, I’ll have something figured out by next semester. I promise that I won’t get any shots that’ll make you look bad. Not that I think that it’s possible.

Hopefully you will. If you don’t it’s not the end of the world. Just do what majority of everyone else does and major in Liberal Arts. 

I’m sorry, babe. It sucks, right? Oh just the usual, ‘why aren’t you home for thanksgiving - surely you can forgive your father by now?’

Well now it’s a party of three. Say hello to Dawn. [opens the icebox to reveal a small turkey - cooked]

Benji... you're a lifesaver. I could cry right now.

It’s not been much different here, to be honest. I miss the house, though. I’ve pretty much had the holiday from hell with my parents constantly on my case.

I hear that. My mom's always doing that whenever I see her. Sorry about that. What were they ragging on you about?

Hm, the pub sounds super tempting. So does the beach though. And golfing on the roofs? Tough decision here. I will still have to go with the pub, though.

To the pub it is. I'm definitely down for a pint or two.

I’m bringing Dawn, remember? 

You're late. No one else showed up, so I assumed it was a party of one.

True, you did say you’re undeclared. Whatever you choose to do make sure you don’t change your major last minute. A lot of people have done that and ruined their chances to graduate on time. Guess I’ll just have to be on the look out for someone taking out their camera when I’m around.

Note taken. Hopefully, I'll have something figured out by next semester. I promise that I won't get any shots that'll make you look bad. Not that I think that it's possible.

I’ve never heard a more real statement before. Whats the plan then?

Hm... anything really. We could play golf on one of the roofs, go to the beach, or just go to a pub. Whatever you're in the mood for.