Aubrey Murray

A few months ago, a man told Stevie the price of ferret food was “fucking ridiculous” before swiping it off the counter and storming out.

oberose

venality

cavalcade

I also feel like I’ve been Red Pilled but exclusively in relation to Tevas. I notice other people wearing Tevas constantly now, like a whole new world has opened up to me. I have become a Tevas evangelist: I keep threatening to purchase my partner (look, when Tevas are involved, partner is the only appropriate word) a pair, and I will, even if he insists “I don’t want them” and “please don’t buy them.

shambolic

cleek

If you could have dinner with anyone dead or alive..." "I would. I'm very lonely.

Rags, the Shatwells' Irish setter, Doubles as a paper shredder. His lunch was bills and last year's taxes Followed by a dozen faxes.