we should be sailors

So, how did you spend your New Years Eve? Partying hard?

No partying really, I learnt my lesson after the other night. I just stayed in and watched the fireworks on the T.V. What about you?

Same, actually. I did get a bit drunk, I have to admit, but I stayed in.

Just give me a call, Kid.

I certainly will.

So, how did you spend your New Years Eve? Partying hard?

Well, I can’t control how others view you, but I don’t think you’d be a floozy if you cuddled with me. Maybe that’s just because I want you to cuddle, though.

Just give me a call, Kid.

Wow. PRIVATE

PRIVATE: I don’t know. It was late, we were out on your porch swing.

Guess I’m disinfecting that, too. How did it happen?

Nothing happened that needs disinfecting, Doll. We were cuddling and he said he wanted to kiss me, so I kissed him.

Yes, that’s how it works, Love. Because I’m cool, and because I have nothing but the purest of intentions.

So there are limitations on who I can and cannot cuddle if I want to not be thought of as a floozy? Of course you are.

Well, I can't control how others view you, but I don't think you'd be a floozy if you cuddled with me. Maybe that's just because I want you to cuddle, though.

I’d think you a floozy, unless you give them to me. I deserve so many sober cuddles.

Ah, so as long as I give them to you I’m an upstanding member of the community? You do, do you? Why’s that?

Yes, that's how it works, Love. Because I'm cool, and because I have nothing but the purest of intentions.

Good morning!

I love Corbin. Did you not watch him on Dancing with the Stars?

…The last time I saw him was in High School Musical 3.

Oh, he was on DWTS last season. He was amazing. Runner up.

I have to reimpress you? Has everything we’ve shared this past week meant nothing to you? So hurt.

Those sorts of things are important, I can’t just go giving them away. What would you think of me if I did that? 

I'd think you a floozy, unless you give them to me. I deserve so many sober cuddles.

Good morning!

You mean Corbin Bleu? He’s #swaginfinity.

His fro looks really soft, okay? 

I love Corbin. Did you not watch him on Dancing with the Stars?

You just want to be seen with the coolest guy in school, obviously. Oh, are sober cuddles on the table? I can stop complaining, in that case. I wasn’t aware I could have sober cuddles.

Obviously. They might be. It all depends on how these locker chats go.

I have to reimpress you? Has everything we've shared this past week meant nothing to you? So hurt.

Good morning!

You’re Sharpay? Ooh. Who should I be? And I’m just dandy.

You can be Chad, the black guy with the fro. He’s #swag.

You mean Corbin Bleu? He's #swaginfinity.

I haven’t had the pleasure, nope. I feel like I should keep you consistently drunk or hungover in my presence for the sake of cuddling. I’m a little attached.

We’ll change that soon in that case. For the sake of my health I’ll have to say no to that, but I’m sure sober cuddles could be just as fun. 

You just want to be seen with the coolest guy in school, obviously. Oh, are sober cuddles on the table? I can stop complaining, in that case. I wasn't aware I could have sober cuddles.

Good morning!

An immense amount of talent. How are you, then, sleepyhead?

I’m feeling fabulous, like Sharpay. How are you?

You're Sharpay? Ooh. Who should I be? And I'm just dandy.

Wow.

PRIVATE: I don't know. It was late, we were out on your porch swing.