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Chuuya : Fight me!

Akutagawa : Sure, let's go to bed then.

Chuuya : ... we're going to fight in the bed?

Akutagawa *already arranging pillows* : You meant pillow fight right? Or was it cuddling to death?

Chuuya :

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Akutagawa : Chuuya-san is in the hospital and the hospital isn't letting them keep their hat.

Akutagawa : So now, I'm with the duty to take care of this hat in their absence.

Atsushi : Er... That's very nice of you Akutagawa, but where is the ribbon of the hat?

Akutagawa : ...There was a ribbon?

Atsushi : Yeah, and also... The hat is tattered in many places... And wait, why is it grey? Wasn't it supposed to black?

Akutagawa :

Akutagawa : Do you think they'll realize if I replace this with a exact same one?

Atsushi *suspiciously* : What have you been doing with this hat, Akutagawa?

---

Meanwhile, in the hospital :

Chuuya : I hope my darling Akutagawa is taking good care of my hat <3

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*ChuuAku in the rain*

Akutagawa : .... it's raining.

Akutagawa : I don't have an umbrella.

Akutagawa : Oh well, I'll get go home like this... It's not that a big deal-

Chuuya : Urgh! I forgot to bring an umbrella!

Chuuya : Hmph, fine! I'll just go out without one, it's gonna be alri-

Akutagawa *frantically* : Please take my coat Chuuya-san!

Chuuya : Huh? But you don't have a umbrella yourself!

Akutagawa : It's fine. I have a strong cold resistance.

Chuuya : But-

Akutagawa : Please.

Chuuya : ...fine, suit yourself.

*one week later*

Akutagawa : *shivers in his bed from a fever as Chuuya regrets all the choices they have made in life*

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*DazAtsu in the rain*

Atsushi : Ah! I forgot to bring an umbrella!

Atsushi : ...well, I'll just have to go without one then-

Dazai *barging in with an umbrella* : Fear not, Atsushi-kun! For I have an umbrella! Let's share!

Atsushi *visibly amazed* : How did you know that it was going to rain?

Dazai : Hehe! You need to know alot of things ahead when you're an armed detective agency member!

Atsushi : *is genuinely impressed and amazed*

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Kunikida *coming out of the office 3 hours later* : Where did my umbrella go?

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*ChuuAku in the rain*

Akutagawa : .... it's raining.

Akutagawa : I don't have an umbrella.

Akutagawa : Oh well, I'll get go home like this... It's not that a big deal-

Chuuya : Urgh! I forgot to bring an umbrella!

Chuuya : Hmph, fine! I'll just go out without one, it's gonna be alri-

Akutagawa *frantically* : Please take my coat Chuuya-san!

Chuuya : Huh? But you don't have a umbrella yourself!

Akutagawa : It's fine. I have a strong cold resistance.

Chuuya : But-

Akutagawa : Please.

Chuuya : ...fine, suit yourself.

*one week later*

Akutagawa : *shivers in his bed from a fever as Chuuya regrets all the choices they have made in life*

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Atsushi : They say education is hard.

Dazai : Not really. Trust me. I have experience.

Atsushi : You do?

Dazai : Yeah, I went to school once babe. In third grade.

Atsushi : ... And?

Dazai : Well, I head-butted three classmates, argued with a teacher and started a fire in the classroom. Then I graduated.

Atsushi :

Kunikida : You got expelled?

Dazai : I graduated.

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*Chuuya and Dazai walks inside the room* :

*Inside the room*

Akutagawa : because the dRUGS NEVER WORK [KICKS CHAIR]

Atsushi : thEy'RE GOnNA GIVE YOU A SmiRk [SMASHES TABLE]

Kyoka : CAUSE THEYVE GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN [PUNCHES DOOR]

Akutagawa : THEY'RE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD YOUR ASPIRATIONS TO SHRED [HEADBUTTS A WINDOW]

Atsushi : ANOTHER COG IN THE MURDER MACHINE [THROWS SELF OUT OF THE WINDOW]

Chuuya :

Dazai : *clears throat*

Dazai : *inhales*

Dazai : THEY SAY TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING **** OUT OF ME!!!

Chuuya : ....no wonder why

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Chuuya : Cute things to call your significant other.

Chuuya : 1. Honey.

Chuuya : 2. Baby.

Chuuya : 3. Sweetheart.

Chuuya : 4. Sugar.

Akutagawa : 5. We're.

Atsushi : 6. Going.

Kyoka : 7. Down.

Dazai : 8. SWINGING.

Chuuya :

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[Crying noises coming from next room]

Visitor : Er... What a sweet baby you've got there. How old are they?

Chuuya *sighs* : That's the mafia's mad dog, Akutagawa. He's 18.

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Dazai : Atsushi-kun! I love you!

Atsushi : Aw, I love you too.

Dazai : I love you more!

Atsushi : No! I love you more!

Kunikida *visibly irritated* : I'd love it if you two didn't do this in front of me.

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Dazai : Wow! I feel great today. No more slacking off. I am going to be productive!

Dazai *5 minutes later* : ... nevermind. Slacking off again.

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Chuuya *excitedly* : IT'S.....

Dazai *excitedly whispering* : the government!

Akutagawa *deadpan* : The unstoppable flow of time that is slowly leading us all to inevitable death.

Atsushi *excited but cautious* : ...chasuke time?

Chuuya :

Chuuya : ...it was my birthday, guys.

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Dazai : *trying to talk with Akutagawa about politics*

Akutagawa : *worrying about whether MCR is going to get back together or not*

Atsushi : Umm... Chuuya-san, can I order chasuke to celebrate your birthday?

Chuuya :

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Chuuya *excitedly* : IT'S.....

Dazai *excitedly whispering* : the government!

Akutagawa *deadpan* : The unstoppable flow of time that is slowly leading us all to inevitable death.

Atsushi *excited but cautious* : ...chasuke time?

Chuuya :

Chuuya : ...it was my birthday, guys.

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Chuuya : Ryunosuke...

Akutagawa : Oh no. 'Ryunosuke' in B-Flat.

Akutagawa : You're disappointed.

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Atsushi *for the 6th time* : This is such a bad idea.

Akutagawa *visibly irritated* : Then why are you coming along?

Atsushi : One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

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Atsushi : I just...I can't seem to do anything right now, Kunikida-san.

Kunikida *visibly stressing* : Okay, I know it's hard for you, and I wish I didn't have to say this, but there is only space for one unstable member in this agency, and Dazai have held that title for a very long time, so you are going to have to get it together

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Atsushi : Name a more iconic duo than my extreme low sense of self worth and my crippling anxiety.

Dazai *excitedly* : You and me!

Atsushi *out of breath and in visible tears* : ...ok

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Akutagawa *waking up* : Ah! What time is it?

Dazai : 2 am in the morning.

Dazai : Are you hungry?

Akutagawa : Yeah, I'm starving.

Dazai : Wanna order take out?

Akutagawa : Sure.

Chuuya : YOU JUST WOKE UP FROM A COMA AFTER SIX MONTHS!!! WHY ARE YOU GUYS LIKE THIS?!

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