In a killer trenchcoat

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

in case anyone is missing the sheer beauty of this french pun, in english it says "ominous" but broken up like a separated head and body - but in french "o minous" means "oh kitties"

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

You can’t be funnier then me on my own posts, I’m in tears from laughter

"That pairing would never be canon" and what of it? I'm only supposed to ship what the church tells me to or something?

hey duck

youre no good duck

youre never gonna be shit

ya just like ya fatha

STOP no more live-action remakes. We're going the other way now. Animated Casablanca. Animated The Godfather. Animated Oppenheimer. Animated Fight Club.

Animated Goncharov.

Definitely that one.

Look at these idiots who haven't seen Gonzorov (1993).

Reblogging entirely for Gonzorov.

Reblog for Gonzorov

since "cage" is a last name and there are girls named "chastity" it would be theoretically be possible for a girl to be named chastity cage

Wake up babe new Austin Powers girl just dropped