So this happened...

Guy freezes his hair and it stands tall.

sound on for his adorable gremlin giggles and commentary in a lovely accent

Given that patent attorneys, especially back then used to have hard science degree, it makes the one about how they know the weight limit on a bridge funnier.

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

VD. an incredibly tiny black and white puppy grabs the dangling lead line of a brown horse. she then pulls on the lead line, and the horse willingly walks with her as she runs over to her owner, who while laughing says in a strong irish accent, "well done, good girl." End VD.

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

trying not to think too hard about how gen z/gen alpha casually use leet speak but when millennials used it it was because it was cool and internet age slang, and when gen z and alpha use it its because they need to get past censorship restrictions that would cause their videos on LBGT and civil rights to be algorithmically hidden.

or about how people use terms like "real life game over" and "unalive" to avoid saying death out loud because video streaming services apparently suppress videos with negative language. we are literally living in an era that was theorised by many states of fiction about a high surveillance cyberpunk reality...

what should I listen to

women

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

Woman murders man in broad daylight

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beautiful like to reblog ratio on this

That's because people are reblogging it every time they see it. Like I'm doing right now lmao

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