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slimetony

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

slimetony

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

the-zenith-calls

My favorite scenes in the LotR books are the ones where Legolas has vital information and just decides it's not important to share.

Like when Gandalf spent literal PAGES trying to figure out why the vibes were off in Moria and Legolas chimes in with just "it's a balrog :) that shit's evil :) we're so fucked :)" like what do you MEAN you knew already and just didn't tell him??

Or at the beginning of Two Towers when Aragorn thinks there's something nearby so he puts his ear to the ground to listen, and then like 10 minutes later is like "hmmm i hear horses" and Legolas is just like "mm yep. there are 105 blond bitches with spears" like you just let your friend put his face in the dirt and you can SEE them??

Legolas please gain a sense of urgency

knives-in-the-dishwater

It's because legolas hasn't spent enough time with non-elves to remember that they don't know what he knows.

gandalf is scratching his head in moria, and legolas is thinking "oh man, the wizard noticed something off *besides* the obvious balrog that we all are aware of??"

"I wonder what aragorn is listening for? must be hard to hear, what with all of the horses. How many horses are there, actually? 1... 2... 3..."

taavicleric

"What do your elvish eyes see?" is Aragorn saying, as politely as possible, "Because the REST OF US are at a significant disadvantage, Prince Dipshit."

moninils

And all of this at once.

aroace-ryland-grace

I NEED to write fanfiction <- guy who is not writing fanfiction

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crimeboys

the worst part of getting into new media is when youre at the stage where youre completely obsessed with it but you cant go through the tags or seek out anything about it bc youre not fuckiny done yet

solitarybrat

i’m just tryna have a nice time despite knowing facts and information

baatjr-deactivated20150830

yes teenage girls can be dramatic and wild but honestly have u ever even seen what happens when u tell a grown man ‘no’

homunculus-argument

Wednesday the 15th. What an excellent day. Middle of the week, middle of the month. Truly, we are in the middle of things.

uimimu00

bloodymary sketches

I don’t actually know how to use Tumblr. The last time I used this I quit before the 2018 nuke.

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vexwerewolf

Organised crime? Nah girl I'm into disorganised crime. If a goon doesn't have ADHD they aren't getting hired

vexwerewolf

Cops can't stop us if they don't know what we're doing, and they can't find out if we have no idea either

vexwerewolf

Nah I'm safe it wouldn't happen twice

vexwerewolf

Minions stop this post from reaching 1k

lesser-robot-cat

On it, boss! Gettin' this post to 10k, just like you said!

enki2

ofchaosgoddess

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

nothereforthedrama

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

ilynpilled

animentality

opossum-mypossum

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thetimetostrikeislater

80% of the ocean has not been explored. There could be a completed fic with perfect tags down there.

pippinoftheshire

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