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Kuroo, commenting on all of Kenma's streams without fail: Kodzuken if you're reading this, I'm free on Saturday and would like to hang out. Please respond to this, and then hang out with me on Saturday, when I'm free. Kenma, indulging him: I'll see you Saturday, Kuro.

Kenma, reading Kuroo's journal: "Marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed!" Kenma: [stares at Kuroo in disbelief] Kuroo: See? Perfect.

[kuroo's off on a jva business trip] Akaashi: Stop looking at your phone, Kozume. It’s obvious you miss Kuroo-san. Kenma: I don't. I’m just wondering where he is, what he’s doing, and if he's eaten. Kenma: Which is entirely different from missing him.

Shibayama: How do you ask someone out? Kuroo: Well, first- Kenma: Don't ask him that, he asked me out under a bridge. Shibayama: ... And you said yes?