Hi! 'Tis l, The Procrastination Meister.

the bad thing about having unhealthy habits due to mental illness, is when you DO do something healthy style you can't brag about about it because then people will then know you've been doing it yucky style all along. Like you can't brag you changed your sheets or brushed your teeth because then ppl will be like oh did you not brush your teeth regularly before? Thats yucky disgusting! So you just gotta keep it to yourself. And be proud alone, I suppose.

Europe and America passing the heat wave back and forth is so cute of us. Let’s do healthcare next.

today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

*squints* is that a motherfucking EVENING PRIMROSE?!??

*Puts hand over gaud’s mouth* It’s a butterfly pea. Please ignore the Latin name.

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

theres a lot of hootin and tootin

I love when you recognize junji ito’s style and you read on not knowing if it’s going to be horrific or just cute cat stuff

When you see an adolescent saguaro 👍

adult backpack wearers of the world unite

I love soup dumplings. It's fun to shotgun a noodle

I work cybersecurity, this is like half my job.

the whole vaccine deal tbh

antidepressants

Yes these are all the work of wizards

@wizard-council-bureaucrat

what can I say, we are underappreciated in a lot of fields