series of quotes centered around the age old fake dating trope. as always, change around as you see fit.
“ let me get this straight … you want me to pretend to be your partner? “
“ if we want to make this look real , you have to hold my hand! ”
“ so , what’s our ‘ backstory ‘? how did we ‘ get together ‘? “
“ come closer , i want to take a romantic selfie to make it my phone background. it’ll help us look more legit. “
“ we’ll do this just for a week , i promise! “
“ i need you to pretend to be my partner…please? “
“ i think someone’s on to us! “
“ we’re coming up to the end here…ready to ‘break up’ soon? “
“ do i call you ‘babe’? or do you want like, ‘sweetheart’ or ‘my babywaby dearie poo’ or something? “
“ hey , you’re my date tonight , remember? “
“ h-hey! we said no feelings , remember? “
“ you so owe me big time for doing this for you! “
“ fuck , they’re starting to suspect us…quick kiss me! “
“ i’m sorry but…i can’t do this anymore. “
“ i…i think i’ve fallen in love with you…”
“ i can not wait for this to be over so i don’t have to deal with you anymore! “
“ if we’re going to be ‘dating’ than you’re going to have to look a lot better than this. “
“ uh , you said by the end of this we’ll be ‘broken up’. so why the hell did you propose to me instead?! “
“ hotel room with one bed? are you kidding me, my life’s a cliche…”
“ i’m sorry , okay?! i can’t help my emotions! you think i wanted to fall for you?! ”
“ this has been a lot of fun , honestly! “
“ i figured if we’re going to do this , we might as well have some fun! so i got us matching couples track suits. “
“ if anyone asks , just say we met on a dating site. “
“ is it sad this has been my healthiest relationship yet and it’s not even real? “
“ can we please keep the flirting with other people to a minimum? you’re going to blow our cover! “
“ that’s your ex? well…how about we show them what they’re missing? “
“ okay, ground rules: 1. don’t be overly touchy. 2. don’t flirt with anyone else. 3. don’t fall in love with each other. “
“ i’m not jealous! we’re not even dating, why would i be jealous? i’m so not jealous! ”
“ what if we weren’t ‘fake’ dating anymore but…real dating instead? “
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