Flashing Grays

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At almost 36 years old I’ve introduced myself to the world of online clothes shopping. Having more money absolutely means more problems smh.

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The other day I was trimming my mustache and I accidentally shaved too much off so I ended up cutting the whole thing… do not recommend.

I look a lil Dominican lmao.

My Face ID for all my apps wouldnt recognize me so I would spend 3-4 mins getting into my bank app on the daily just cause I don’t remember the strong ass password that Apple recommended when I got the account however many years ago. But also I think if I was to shave my facial hair it would be an awesome way to avoid getting found by surveillance.

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One thing I wanna try out this year is doing stand up. I already have a bunch of jokes written but I think delivery is gonna be my biggest hurdle. I think I’m gonna have a pad and a pen on stage and just read from a list of prompts during my set. No crowd work at all just ignore hecklers.

In a way, hecklers kinda show the crowd is engaged. I’ve seen people do stand up sets and get complete SILENCE. Like deafening silence. I’ll tell you how it goes

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I gave my SP away last week. It was to a somewhat close acquaintance who makes guitar based music but he needed a sampler/drum machine to do some of the stuff he wanted to make. I told him I had two of them since I was gifted the MK2 a few bdays ago and if he wanted my old one I’d part ways with it.

He wanted to pay me but I told him that I’d just give it to him if he promised to actually use it and not let it collect dust in a corner. He’s since been enjoying it.