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I’ve come to make an announcement: Hermaeus Mora’s a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right. He took his Daedric fuckin’ tentacle dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that’s disgusting. So I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Hermaeus Mora, you got a small dick. It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like. That’s right, baby. Tall points, no tentacles, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck Apocrypha. That’s right, this is what you get! My SUPER DRAGONBORN PISS! Except I’m not gonna piss on Aprocrypha. I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on TAMRIEEEEEL! How do you like that, ALDUIN? I PISSED ON TAMRIEL, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

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