astral chick ☄

I’m the one who taught you how to love. 

No need for goodbye. I’ll see you on the flip side.

Do you like who I am or do you miss who I was?

I’m the only non bitter person at this bitter ball.

Cold, manipulative, good hair. You really are my daughter.

How’s my dress? It screams safe and predictable. Am I right? Or am I right?

I don’t deserve to be loved.

Great. Then my work here is done

God, you’re hot… now go away.

I couldn’t miss it. You really are hot in a suit. I would love to just… 

I know not to pet one. 

No rules,____. Don’t you remember? No rules. 

Yeah… based on your choice in women, I’d say otherwise. 

Stop. I already know the question and it’s answer…

We’re gonna have so much fun together. 

I win, what`s my prize? 

You hate me, huh? That sounds like the beginning of a love story, ____, not the end of one.

The truth is I`ve never loved you

You loved me once, you can love me again

Why did you keep this picture?

Love, hate, such a fine line. I can wait

I guess you don’t hate me as much as you thought you did.

I will kill everyone that she loves, while she watches, and then I will kill her while you watch.

I love you, ____. We will be together again. I promise.

Do you honestly believe that I don`t have a plan B? And if that fails a plan C and a plan D. You know how the alphabet works don`t you. 

I will always look out for myself. If you`re smart, you`ll do the same

Better you die than I

Don`t be such a grump. We`re here together. We might as well make the best out of it. 

You can hate me, but we both want the same thing. And you know..I always get what I want. 

If it’s any consolation, I’m glad you’re not dead.

I don’t know. You kidnapped me remember, I’m kind of out of the loop.

dont deny it DONT DENY IT 

“It never works for us, and it never will.”

“I’m done. I’m done trying so hard only for you to never even look in my direction.”

“I can’t fall in love with you.  I don’t want all the pain that comes with it.”

“My roommate had to go into my room and throw the sheets away because I haven’t been able to sleep in that bed since you left.”

“I keep asking myself “why isn’t the sun bright anymore” but then I remember you’re not in my life anymore and realize it’s just my own eyes.”

“I regret it all.  I really do, I swear.  Please, please– let’s fix this, please.”

“Remember when you promised we’d always be together?  Because I remember when I thought you meant it.”

“I can’t move on from something that wasn’t supposed to end!”

“The phone calls aren’t the same… I can hear in your voice that it’s not the same anymore.”

“I’m trying to avoid talking because I know what it’ll lead to, and I don’t want that to come.”

“Don’t you think you can fall back in love with me?”

“This whole time I’ve been using you to make me feel better, and you never caught on.  You never caught on.  I want you to hate me now, but I don’t think you’re even able to.”

“Kissing me breaks the promise… remember?”

“Every time we fix things something else ends up breaking.”

“Why don’t we stop pretending we’re not on a road to destruction?”

“It wasn’t even fun at first, honestly.  It was just like… Morphine.”

“You’re just not enough anymore.”

“It’s been too long since you’ve really smiled.”

“Ah, it was all my fault.  Wasn’t it?”

“To think, we thought just the sex would be enough to keep us in love.”

“Back then, I lied when I told you I didn’t love you.  You needed to move on from me– I needed to protect you from me.”

“You never had that shine in your eyes when you were with me.”

“Quit trying to fix me when you need to just fix yourself.”

“I’m so tired of everything about us, and about how we thought we were in love, and how we think forcing it can make us be in love– I’m so tired of it.”

“This whole time you’ve still been in love with him/her… Not me.”

“I couldn’t make you fall in love with me.  I thought I could do it, I really did, but… But I know you… And this isn’t love.”

“Did you really think I needed that kiss back then when all that you conveyed in it was pity?”

“To think I’ve changed so much to get you to like me, and you still never really look my way.”

“I know I deserve better than you.  I realize that, but you were so broken… I didn’t want to be the one that made you shatter.”

“All of this was to protect myself.”

“I feel like I’ve been looking for who you used to be… Back when you were actually happy.”

“I never want to even hear your name during my life anymore.”

“Your lips used to be sanctuary, but now I just feel trapped.”

“Isn’t it time we both stopped pretending we make each other happy?”

“The thing I regret the most is giving you so much hope by agreeing to this date.”

“We have the kind of history anyone would never want to think about again, and you’re hear asking me on a date?”

“What makes you think I’ll be any different this time?”

“I’ll let you down.  I will always let you down.  I’m not enough for you to be satisfied.”

“Are you satisfied with the mess you’ve created out of me?”

“I should have listened to everyone who told me this was a bad idea.”

“I’ve never met someone who can so gently destroy me the way you do.”

“I can’t forget about him/her!  It’s not in my power to forget how he/she felt when they loved me.”

“The saddest thing is that when I told him/her I loved him/her, he/she thought I was lying.  He/she never believed someone could fall in love with him/her.”

“Listen…  You’re his/her best friend… and I completely fucked up– it’s over between us, but… please, punch me, or punish me, or do something to me because he/she just… cried.  He/she wasn’t even angry, they were just so sad– Please, be angry at me, please.  Give me what I deserve.”

“It would have been better if we never met.”

“You’re my regret.”

“I’m not angry at you, just at myself… Because I knew this would happen, but I let myself fall in love with you anyways.”

“Don’t tell me to give up like everything is meaningless.”

“This is why I don’t let myself fall in love.”

“Somewhere deep inside me, I still have hope that you’ll fall in love.  How pathetic.”

❛ I never told you, but I was married once before. ❜

❛ It was just a drunken Vegas thing. ❜

❛ What’s her name and social security number? ❜

❛ No, you’re not gonna kill her. ❜

❛ If you don’t like them we can take them back. ❜

❛ Happy endings are just stories that haven’t finished yet. ❜

❛ The new curtains are hideous. ❜

❛ Your aim’s as bad as your cooking sweetheart… and that’s saying something! ❜

❛ Wait, why do I get the girl gun? ❜

❛ You gotta take this bitch out! ❜

❛ Don’t tell me how to handle my wife. ❜

❛ It was just my cover, sweetheart. ❜

❛ My parents died when I was five. I’m an orphan. ❜

❛ That’s the second time you’ve tried to kill me today. ❜

❛ Oh, come on, it was just a little bomb. ❜

❛ Ask us the sex question. ❜

❛ Still alive, baby? ❜

❛ You obviously want me dead, and I’m less and less concerned for your well-being. ❜

❛ Hey baby. I didn’t hear you downstairs. ❜

❛ These fuckers get younger every year. ❜

❛ I can’t believe I brought my real parents to our wedding. ❜

❛ I guess that’s what happens in the end, you start thinking about the beginning. ❜

❛ Chicken shit! ❜

❛ Pussy! ❜

❛ Come to Daddy. ❜

❛ Who’s your Daddy now? ❜

❛ Tell me you got smart and that you killed that lying bitch. ❜

❛ Come on, let’s talk about this! You don’t want to go to bed angry! ❜

❛ I thought I told you not to bother me at the office, honey. ❜

❛ You burn the picture after you get the assignment! It’s the first thing you learn! ❜

❛ Oh, I must have missed that day. Just like you missed the one about not marrying the enemy. ❜

❛ Option A: You talk, we listen, no pain. ❜

❛ Option B: You don’t talk, I remove your thumbs with my pliers, it will hurt. ❜

❛ Option C: I like to vary the details a bit but the punchline is… you die. ❜

❛ You saying you had your ass handed to you by some girl? ❜

❛ There’s this huge space between us, and it just keeps filling up with everything that we don’t say to each other. What’s that called?  ❜

❛ I have a theory, newly developed. ❜

❛ I think you killed us. ❜

❛ Why do you care? I was just a cover. ❜

❛ It’s called evasive driving, sweetheart! ❜

❛ I never went to MIT. Notre Dame. Art history major. ❜

❛ Maybe it’s not such a good idea to undermine me in front of the hostage — sends a mixed message. ❜

❛ Baby, you couldn’t find the button with both hands and a map. ❜

❛ you really expect me to roll over and play dead? ❜

❛ Well, you should be used to it after five years of marriage. ❜

❛ We should so not be allowed to buy these. ❜

❛ Tempting but I don’t get out of bed for less than half a million dollars. ❜

❛ We’re going to have to re-do every conversation we’ve ever had. ❜