21 y/o self shipper. Stolas is my husband. Btw, since I post Helluva Boss content and some other mature content, minors DNI. Also proshippers DEFINITELY DNI.
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Hi! I'd like to request Stolas and his S/O reader find a stray/abandoned cat outside 😺
Hihi and thanks for requesting anon!! This sounds like a super cute idea so let's get to this!!
ALSO I MIGHT ACTUALLY MAKE A FIC OF THIS LET ME KNOW IF I SHOULD
Stolas and his s/o finds a stray cat~
•You two were just on a walk through hell to go to a library then you both heard a meow near a dumpster
•Both stopped then When y'all went to see what it was a cat popped out, Stolas immediately thought it was cute
•You noticed how friendly the cat was for a stray so you could assume it was abandoned by its owner when stolas realized he was upset "How can anyone leave such a helpless sweet thing like This!"
•After you fed it he was immediately just like 'can we keep it ' 🥺 So when you agreed he was superr happy *happy owl noises...?*
•Would absolutely love it to no end and would feed it the top 🤌 food
•Would be so down to have another cuddle buddy to have and would be so cute and happy. just a ball of fluff and feathers!
•Would probably take it everywhere like a girl with a little purse pouch that carries her small dog and he would SLAY IT✨ 💅💅
•Would always show it to Octavia and hopes that she'd play with it, she probably would pet it some but when he wasn't there and he'd come back to them laying together
Alright that's it sorry if it's short I think I would make a great fanfic though let me know!!! Take care lovely! Love this gay bird man <3
stolas x reader in which the reader is a lower class demon who isn’t used to all the fancy stuff stolas has and gets frustrated with all the magic
YESSSS OFC LOVE! STOLAS IS MY BABY I WILL PROTECT HIM AT ALL COSTS 💕💕💕
A Little Magic, A Lot of Heart
You had never seen anything quite like it. The palace was a magnificent labyrinth of opulence and extravagance, a far cry from the dingy, cramped quarters you were used to. From the marble floors that gleamed with an otherworldly sheen to the ornate, magical chandeliers that floated above, the palace was a testament to a world you had only glimpsed in fleeting, envious glances.
You were a lower-class demon, accustomed to the simple and often shabby accommodations of the underbelly of Hell. But here, everything was over the top, from the celestial décor to the glittering spells that adorned every corner. You had been invited by none other than Stolas, the powerful and illustrious Goetia prince, for what was supposed to be a simple dinner. However, navigating this world of magic and grandeur had proven to be anything but simple.
"Could you please help me with this?" you called out in frustration, struggling to hold onto the floating napkin that refused to stay in place as it danced around your head like an uncooperative butterfly.
Stolas, perched elegantly on his gilded throne with a bemused expression, flicked his wrist casually. The napkin stilled and gently floated down to your hand, neatly folded as if it had never been a nuisance. His eyes, the deep crimson of a setting sun, twinkled with amusement.
“Ah, it appears the magic is giving you trouble,” Stolas said, his voice a melodious blend of sympathy and mirth. He glided over to you with a grace that made even the air around him seem to sparkle.
You huffed, trying to mask your embarrassment with a scowl. “It’s not just the napkin. It’s everything! I can’t seem to get a handle on any of this magic stuff. It’s like it has a mind of its own.”
Stolas chuckled softly, a sound that felt like a warm embrace. “Indeed, the magic in this palace can be a bit temperamental. It does have its whims and fancies, much like its master.”
You couldn’t help but crack a small smile at his playful self-deprecation. “Is there a way to make it just… normal? You know, like regular objects that don’t float around or change color?”
“Ah, but where’s the fun in that?” Stolas teased, his eyes twinkling with a mischievous light. “Magic is meant to be enjoyed, not just tamed. But if you prefer simplicity, I can arrange for that.”
He raised his hand, and with a swift motion, the magic around you began to settle. The napkin rested calmly in your hand, the floating candles stopped their erratic dances, and even the walls seemed to quiet down, their vibrant hues softening.
“There,” Stolas said with a satisfied nod. “A touch of normalcy for your ease. Though I must admit, I do enjoy the way you handle these challenges. It’s quite charming.”
You felt a blush rise to your cheeks at his compliment. “I just don’t want to embarrass myself in front of you.”
Stolas stepped closer, his presence warm and reassuring. “There’s no need to worry about that. You could never embarrass yourself in my eyes. If anything, you make this grand palace feel more... grounded.”
His words, delivered with such sincerity, made your heart flutter. “Really?”
“Absolutely,” he said, offering you a soft smile. “Your genuine nature is a breath of fresh air amidst all the enchantment. It’s one of the reasons I wanted to spend time with you.”
You looked around at the opulent surroundings, now rendered simple and manageable thanks to Stolas’ intervention. “Thank you. It means a lot, coming from you.”
The prince took your hand gently, guiding you towards a cozy corner of the palace where a small, charming table was set with simple, delectable dishes. “Let’s enjoy a meal together, without any more magical fuss. Just you and me.”
You took a seat, the ambiance now pleasantly unpretentious. As you shared stories and laughter, the weight of your worries lifted, replaced by the warmth of Stolas’ company. The palace, once an intimidating labyrinth of enchantment, felt like a cozy haven.
As the evening wore on, you realized that perhaps it wasn’t the magic that made this place special, but the genuine kindness and affection of the demon who resided within it. And in that moment, you knew you’d cherish both the prince and the little bit of magic that made him who he was.
The night ended with a lingering smile and the promise of more simple, heartfelt moments to come. In Stolas’ company, the grand palace was no longer an overwhelming maze, but a place where love and understanding made every bit of magic worth it.
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How about Angel dust x male bisexual reader, Angel is the readers first crush on a guy but he’s scared to confront his feelings. Tooth rotting fluff
YES OMG you got it babes!! I'm so sorry this took so long :,)) I've been kind of in a slump lately lol
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Angel was beyond gorgeous.
i mean, for a guy, he was beautiful. He had that womanly figure, and he just had a voice that was like velvet. you wanted nothing more than to just run your fingers through his fluff, kiss his lips, and fuck, his ass was scrumptious in that skimpy ass little skirt he wore.
but you had to remember that you were a male. you couldn't like Angel, right? it'd be wrong. i mean, maybe if he was in drag, it wouldn't be completely bad-? goddamn, this was confusing. all you wanted was to like the guy without looking like a total homo, okay? was that too much to ask?
you knew that it was a possibility to be bisexual. you'd always found both men and women attractive, but men never really piqued your tastes. you were always into girls, gals, broads, dolls-whatever you called them. but guys? they were okay. they didn't compare to women for you.
Angel changed that.
anytime he was close to you, your heart began doing that stupid pitter patter it did only around cute girls. whenever he patched you up after the battle on extermination day, his hand brushed your thigh, and you got the fattest boner you'd ever had in Hell. when Angel tried to show his concern for you, it only flustered you more, leaving you to care for yourself. you didn't know what was wrong with you or your body. you just blamed it on Angel's hyperfeminine body, and his mannerisms of being an a-grade whore.
there had to be more though. there just had to be. you wouldn't start liking a guy out of the blue, right?
- ✃☕︎︎ -
after a few days of contemplating how to do it, you finally formulated a plan.
you'd come to the painful connection that you had a crush on Angel. you didn't particularly know if you were full-blown in love with Angel, no, but you knew that you liked him at least a little bit.
you knocked on his door, waiting a few seconds before walking in. Angel was sitting at his vanity in the corner of his room, his LED's on as he wiped off his makeup. he was wearing a silk dusty pink robe with feathers at the wrist cuffs, and he had just taken off a fluffy white and pink wig, putting it on a mannequin head he had on the vanity desk.
"hey, i told ya to knock before you come in here,"
Angel said, turning down his phone that was playing music on his vanity. you swallowed. here goes nothing.
"i did,"
you responded, coming in and closing the door behind yourself. Angel then snickered and said,
"well knock louder next time, alright?"
he said, wiping off the rest of his makeup before fully turning to face you, asking,
"so what's up, sugar? you don't ever come to my room. you musta needed something, and i'm here to tell ya that i'm not in the mood. so i'm sorry toots, but work really kicked my ass,"
Angel said with a soft chuckle.
you bit your lip, taking a few seconds to talk.
"i uh-i didn't come for anything, i just wanted to talk."
you said. Angel's brows raised, but he nodded, seeming understanding.
"alright, well, whatcha wanna talk about, toots?"
Angel asked, standing up to walk to the bed, sitting beside you on the fluffy cushion.
you squirmed nervously, your breathing growing a little labored, your anxiety almost palpable. Angel noticed this and his hand came up, squeezing your shoulder as he said,
"hey, hey, it's okay. whatever you wanna tell me can't be bad, eh?"
Angel said with a soft smile, trying to lighten the mood.
then you did the unexpected.
you whirled to face Angel, and you hugged him.
a soft, surprised squeak left Angel as you buried your face into his chest. he hesitantly patted your head, not sure what to do in this situation.
"you're a cuddly one, ain't cha, toots?"
Angel chuckled, his voice full of warmth and more tender than a filet mignon. he laid down, keeping you in his chest as he pulled the blankets around you both. he started to run his fingers through your hair with his upper set of hands, his other hands tenderly rubbing your back.
after about ten minutes of the soft silence, you felt yourself growing sleepy. quietly, you said,
".. Angel.. i think i have a crush on you,"
you mumbled. Angel's eyes widened when he heard that. he looked down at you and said,
"aw, toots... is that what you were so scared of tellin' me?"
you nodded, tears welling up in your eyes, nestling further into his fluff. Angel tenderly wiped your tears, cooing,
"don't cry, sugar, don't... shh, shh, it's okay,"
he said, kissing your forehead, the motion swift enough for a rattlesnake to not catch it.
"why didn't ya tell me you liked me, toots?"
Angel asked. you shrugged, but sighed and said,
"i was scared.."
"scared?"
you nodded. Angel then asked,
"why would ya be scared, toots? i mean, i didn't scare ya into silence, did i?"
he asked, being playful as he nudged you. you couldn't help but laugh at his attempts to make you feel better, but you remained in his fluff. not only was he soft, but he smelled amazing too, like vanilla and roses.
you finally said,
"i've just never liked another guy before.. i mean, i'm bisexual, but-uh.. guys just never showed interest in me, so i didn't waste my time experimenting with them. girls always had time for me and wanted me, so i reciprocated."
you explained to Angel. he nodded along, continuing to hold you through your explanations as well as your desires. when you finished, he looked at you, and he cupped your face, pulling you out of his fluff.
he kissed you.
his lips were warm and soft against yours, and you couldn't help but close your eyes and sink into the warmth of the kiss. your brain felt like putty, and you could feel your heartbeat in your eardrums. his tongue swiped along your lower lip. you shyly opened your mouth for Angel, allowing your tongues to slide along each other's.
when you both pulled away, your cheeks were red and you were panting. Angel smiled and pecked your lips, nuzzling your nose sweetly as he asked,
"still confused on how ya feel, toots?"
he asked. you shook your head and wrapped your arms around him, snuggling him as you said,
"i've never felt more content with my feelings,"
you said, your heart fluttering in your chest.
you prayed this would work out, not just for your sake, but for Angel's as well.
Your f/o will always be loyal to you. They'd never betray you, abandon you, cheat on you, hurt you, anything of the sort. You are so important to them and the last thing they want to do is lose your trust. Your safety, happiness, making sure you feel loved and supported, etc., these are their priorities.
He's okay when it comes to aftercare, but you're happy regardless. He likes to hold you and be the big spoon. An occasional talking would occur, he will just express his feelings towards you.
Body part:
Genitalia. 100% genitalia. The way he dirty talks to you about how he wants to suck you off definitely shows that it's his favorite.
Communication:
Dirty talks a lot during sex. Sometimes you dirty talk back, but he mainly does the talking.
Dirty secret:
He doesn't have a lot of secrets. He's very open about what he likes and what he wants to do to you/what you want to do to him.
Experienced:
Not a lot. With his ex wife she barely slept with him until his daughter was made. You had to teach him some things, but he's a very quick learner.
Fav position:
Missionary with you on top. He loves being tied up and helpless, so with this position it satisfys him. In addition, he loves wearing a strap on and you ride him. It turns him on to see you bounce up and down with his hands on your waist, guiding and helping you so you won't tire yourself out.
Goofy or serious:
More serious, but sometimes he would crack jokes with you especially if you two are having a quick night quickie and is too tired to be serious.
Hair:
Doesn't shave or trim, it's just feathers obviously.
Intimacy:
Can be passionate, but he's more on the kinky side than anything. He does try to be more romantic if it's a special occasion or if you're having a stressful day.
Jack off:
Not a lot. He only wants you to get him off and he sometimes feels back if he masturbates. He's a people pleaser and if he's horny he'll just wait for you to get back/wait until you're horny.
Kinks:
Every name in the book other than piss, scat, voyerism, exhibitions, and ageplay. If I have to name it all this will be 4000 words. But here's his top 3: being tied up, tying you up, being degraded
Locations:
His room all the way. He's not into doing it in public.
Motivation:
Gets turned on after you take a shower/bath. You're already naked, and the nice scent coming off of you from the body wash makes him go crazy.
No's:
Doing it in public, that's it.
Oral:
Prefers giving than receiving. He loves your genitalia so obviously he's really into giving you head. Dick, loves being face fucked by you. Pussy, loves licking/sucking on your clit while fingering you.
Pace:
When you're on top you obviously set up the pace. He prefers hard and fast over anything, but if you need to slow down he's willing to obliged. When he's fucking you (he's wearing a strap on obviously so he can't even feel anything) he follows through on what you want him to do.
Quickie:
Rarely happens (and you're okay with that). He doesn't like them because he loves fucking you and wants to take his time to savor the moment.
Risks:
Not too risky. He only does it in his bedroom so there's no risks to that.
Stamina:
Not too high. Growing up as a prince there's not anything he had to do to help his stamina unlike I.M.P., another reason why he likes to bottom. But when he is on top, he try's his hardest to satisfy you before he gets too tired. Sometimes he likes to pleasure you first before he gets the pleasure because of his sorta low stamina.
Toys:
Always uses them, he loves them. Since he doesn't have a dick, he has to use a strap on to pleasure you (you're pleasured if you're fucking him with a strap on too because you get off by him cumming), but he still wants to fuck you with a strap on if you have a pussy.
Unfair:
He hardly ever teases, he just doesn't get off with that. If you loved being teased then he'll obviously do it, but it doesn't turn him on or anything.
Volume:
Very loud. Always moaning your name on top of dirty talking you. Sometimes you have to put your hand over his mouth if he's too loud because there's people still in the house.
Wild:
Very, but not in an animal wild, just wild. Meaning what he does in bed such as kinks, volume, and dirty talking. He doesn't growl or anything like that.
Xray:
Warm, wet cloaca, kinda looks like a vagina but without the clit. His fav strap on to use on you is a 7 inch, kinda girthy dildo. It's gray to match his feathers.
Yearning:
High sex drive. He's always horny and is always down to have sex. If you're not up for it he doesn't push you into it, instead just lay down beside of you and either talk or watch your fav shows.
Zzz:
Doesn't get too tired. He likes it when you lay in his arms and watch you fall asleep/watch your shows. It's one of his favorite things to do after sex.
How they cheer you up 💞| HCS | Various! x Reader |
Summary: They notice you are not feeling well, so they decide to try and help you feel better.
Warnings: Hints of depression | Mentions of insolation | Mentions of fear | Crying | HH Canon violence | Soft moments | Grammar mistakes | Helluva Boss characters |
Lucifer
Lucifer its the one who notices your mood change first, as well as your new routine of oversleeping as well as getting yourself with lots of work. He knows what is going on (he has faced it before) and knows he would have wanted help or someone by his side.
His way of helping you is soft and also calculated in order to not make you feel like you must tell him what is going on or to feel pressure from him. Will invite you to have tea with him, will ask you what you would like to do for the day and encourage. If you want to staty in bed then he asks you if you need anything. Is going to get your favorite food and ask for extra soft pillows and blankets. If he notices that you are staying inside too much he will ask you to help him do some errands in town. Will offer to fly with you in his arms and play the violin for you if you like it.
Charlie
Despite she being hyped all the time and with lots of work she notices your change. How you seem to be out of space a lot, or how you avoid the rest of them. Charlie will wait for a moment where you two can talk alone. She wont pressure you on telling her whats wrong, will tell you to take your time. Is going to be around you a lot, unless she sees that she is over passing. Will ask for your help with easy tasks and ask you to have lunch with her.
Alastor
He may be slow at first at seeing your mood change, till he notices how irritated you are getting or how you seem to stay in your room all day not coming out unless its for eat or do some work.
Alastor comes from a time where this type of things were not adressed, however he feels like he must offer you some help, even if he does not know what he is doing.
His approach may be a bit agressive at first, teleporting you outside the hotel and making you take some walks with him as he talks about different stuff.
He will invite you to have dinner with him, playing soft jazz and even reading with you. Will leave a shadow of his to follow you and order it to help you with whatever task you may need.
Husk
Husk has his own inner fights so he is also quick to cath up with yours. He is not that good at talking or with feelings but its an amazing listener and will tell you that you can share with him whatever fear or thing that is making you feel bad.
He may not know what to do if you cry but will give you an akward hug and even put his wings around you.
Vox
When he is alone he is less of as ass than when he is with the V's.
Vox will notice how you are not doing your work. like you used to do and will find it strange then he will give you more hours to rest and send the best food on your way. Is going to play your favorite shows 24/7 and anyone who does not like it can go and fuck themselfs.
If social media is making you feel bad then he will remove your social apps and say they are unavailable at the moment.
Vaggie
She will be the "together". Basically wont leave you alone unless you ask her to. She wants to support you and be with you if you need her to.
Stolas / Mentions of medication
As someone who has to live with it and has to take medication for it Stolas will notice. He will ask you whats wrong and to please share with him what is going on.
Will ask you if you want to visit a Doctor and offer all his mansion for you to stay in. Is going to make plans to help you pass the time and distract you. Do you want to see a sun born ? He is taking you there. Do you want to help him with his plants? Of course he will say yes!!
Do you want to cuddle and watch a movie with snacks? He is preparing the best nest ever.
Rosie
Best friend in all circles. May ask if someone hurt you or if you need something specific from her. Will get you the best food and clothes to try and cheer you up. Walks with her in cannibal town are a must as she tells you the last gossips that are going around. If you want to cuddle she will do it just for you.
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Other characters I think would be great supporters/help you.
Emily (she is an angel of course she will let whatver she is doing to try and make you feel better).
Moxie (he is gentle, is going to make you stay home and away from work. Gets protective of you and will not back off on telling Blitz to stop mocking you).
Angel Dust (may be tricky for him but will try his best. Knows everyone has problems and they are different. But having someone by your side its important. Will let you cuddle his pig pet).
Zestial (I think he is a softie with these who he likes. You are close to him, he notices how you are not being yourself. Will use his power and status to help you).
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Gee, Tumblr would probably really hate it if you shared and spread this damning article … To the surprise of absolutely none of Tumblr’s LGBTQ users, it turns out the independent NYC human rights agency Commission on Human Rights (CCHR) found that Tumblr’s ham-fisted adult content ban in December 2018 disproportionately targeted LGBTQ users. The CCHR’s investigation revealed Tumbler’s moderation algorithms is demonstrably biased against queer content. As part of the settlement, Tumblr was obligated to review their prejudicial anti-gay moderation policies. Even more mortifyingly, they’ve also had to hire an expert on sexual orientation and gender identity (SOGI) issues and provide unconscious bias training to their moderators. I frankly doubt Tumblr has learned a thing from this humbling experience. Just recently the Tumblr algorithm flagged three ancient posts of mine as violating their terms. All three “offenders” were vintage homoerotic beefcake images (softcore by modern standards) roughly 50 – 65-years-old by Bruce of Los Angeles, Bob Mizer and Tom of Finland. (These are of course pioneering queer artists who routinely faced censorship and imprisonment in the fifties and sixties. Plus ca change!). They've been visible on my page - corrupting viewers - for years at this point. I appealed all three immediately. Only the Tom of Finland one was approved. The other two are now hidden. So, they haven't learned much. Apparently, Tumblr – who loves to declare how hip, youthful, inclusive and progressive their values are - wants to restore trust with their queer users. I’d recommend we remember their hypocrisy when Pride rolls around and Tumblr splashes rainbow flags everywhere and attempts to pink wash their image.
A wholesome fanfic that Stolas comforts the reader because they had a bad day.
from: Unknown
A shoulder to cry on
A/n: Hi! Thx for the request! I love stolas so this was super fun to write. I hope you enjoy!!
It was a quiet night at the castle. The only sounds that could be heard were the soft sobs echoing through the bedroom. As tears rolled down your face, you couldn't help but feel guilty. Why were you crying over this? Why couldn't you just keep these emotions in your head? Your life in general was pretty good; you had a good jo, house, and an amazing boyfriend who you could have told about your day if it didn't make you feel so damn weak. These questions and thoughts made you cry even more. Your mind started to feel like a smoothie of negative emotions and self doubt, interrupted by the sound of the door opening. You hastily wipe away your tears and try to hide any evidence that you had a bad day. In front of you was Stolas, the goetian prince you had the honor of calling your boyfriend. Without a word, he immediately ran up and hugged you tight. “Oh dear, I'm so sorry I couldn't get here sooner, are you alright?” He spoke, his voice laced with concern, “You know you can tell me anything… If you want to, that is,” he began to pet your hair, trying to get you to calm down.
TW: Broken bones and sickness wrapped up into one!
A/N: I just wanted a comforting Stolas fic-
You groaned trying to ignore how your phone buzzed constantly, you swore if it’s Blitz you were going to drag your ass back to the office and beat him up. As you lifted your phone up and ignored how the bright screen hurt your eyes, you saw it was only Stolas calling or trying to call. You pushed aside the discomfort and called him back, in a matter of seconds he had answered. “Oh my darling-” he sobbed out over the phone, “Hi Stolas, sorry I missed your calls and texts.” You replied trying hard not to fall asleep on your boyfriend. “Blitz told me what had happened, my love. I’m coming over to help make sure you get better.”
At that you sat up and let out a cough as your head started to spin, “No no, Stolas, my love. Stay home okay? I’ll be better in a few days.” You hoped that would deter him and seeing your broken leg that had a makeshift splint on it, you really couldn’t afford to go to the hospital right now. “Nonsense! I’ll be there in a few moments!” he had hung up right after he had said that leaving you trying to yell at your phone. You fell back down onto your pillow and whined, everything was just too much and you didn’t even have painkillers to numb yourself from the pain in your leg. You didn’t blame him for being worried or wanting to come over, but you’d rather not have him see you like this. Laying in bed quickly got boring enough for you as you soon found yourself drifting off to sleep ignoring the texts that lit up on your phone.
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When you woke it was to the smell of someone cooking soup, soft talking that turned into half hearted bickering immediately. A cool washcloth draped over your forehead as soft hands gently rubbed your arm, “Sleep well, Dear?” Stolas whispered, his eyes softening as he looked at you. “..a little..everything hurts.” You groggily replied trying to sit up but he pushed you back down, “I know, just rest up okay? Blitzo and the other tiny Imps are making you some soup, oh Via and Loona are here as well~” He hummed, “Figured we could all stop by and help, no?” You nodded and chuckled leaning into his cooler hand trying to keep your eyes open. Man you hated being fucking sick.
“...gonna pay you back.” You replied, keeping his hand against your cheek as if he even tried to pull it away. Stolas smiled at you moving to slowly lay down next to you, “Get better for me and then I’ll let you pay me back.” he hummed gently, caressing your warm cheek, “Sleep..I’ll be here when you wake.”
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Alastor misinterpreting modern LGBTQIA+ labels also leaves room for so much confusion with the rest of the cast:
(Based on @onesidedradiostatic ‘s posts)
-Genuinely thinks Husk is attracted to kitchenware, to the point where one of his “punishments” is not being allowed in the kitchen
-If Huskerdust then Alastor begins to question if Angel is secretly a pan
-Knows Angel isn’t a pan so Alastor tells him there is no chance if Huskerdust happening (talked about here)
-Angel saying he’s gay and Alastor questioning that because he was sure Angel was depressed
-Reevaluating the bisexual label AGAIN when he finds out Pentious has two dicks, causing him to question his previous statement of Vox being dickless
-Vaggie: Im Lesbian, Alastor: I don’t believe I’m familiar with that country
-Alastor thinking all angels and/or exorcists are lesbians (yes, this includes Adam and Lucifer)
-Him thinking of Charlie as half-lesbian, not because he’s biphobic but because she’s half angel
-Lucifer mentioning he’s kind of gender-fluid so he wonders if the fluid of Lucifer is what’s responsible for one’s gender
-Thinking trans means transportation/transit/transcontinental railroad and assumes they’re the best people to travel with
-Him thinking “bisexual” refers to having two partners
-Him thinking “bisexual” refers to being attracted to bicycles so he removes all bicycles (and pans because fuck you Husker) from the hotel
-Him thinking the term “ace” refers to a phenomenal card player because he beat Husk in poker, taunts Husk for not being “ace” anymore (Alastor stole Husk’s aceness)
I know this is for shits and giggles but guys, he's not a troglodyte he knows what lesbian and gay means.. he would unabashadly say "You mean you're a dyke? Oh oh honey, i already knew that" type shit. He died in the early 900s NOT when he was 900 days old
btw your faves are protecting you from any and all negative vibes from reblog bait, chain mail, "interact or 'X' will happen" posts and everything else of the sort.
You don't need to reblog or interact with this or anything, but know your faves are with you in spirit, keeping away all the bad juju !
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