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Stellium is a cluster of three or more planets in a sign or a house

Each house has its own purpose so the more planets you have in one certain house, thats where you will be focusing most in your lifetime.

Stelliums are a very important aspect in someone’s chart cause it can change the whole ass vibe of the person.

For example if you were to be a gemini or an aries, where both signs are stereotypically known to be quite loud and talkative, but you had a stellium in the 8th or 4th house, man the case with you would for sure not be how loud you are cause you wouldnt be that much. Like, personally, im a sagittarius but i have a stellium in the 8th house so im quite not your usual carefree sagittarius but im still quite sociable tbh but much more shy and insecure.

Plus a side note, having empty houses is quite common and that should never worry you. Its most certain that in the houses that are empty, you dont have any common traits with the sign that rules the specific empty house.

For the record, lemme show you the house rulers:

House rulers:

- 1st house: Aries             - 7th house: Libra

- 2nd house: Taurus        - 8th house: Scorpio

- 3rd house: Gemini        - 9th house: Sag

- 4th house: Cancer        - 10th house: Cap

- 5th house: Leo               - 11th house: Aquarius

- 6th house: Virgo            - 12th house: Pisces

STELLIUM IN ARIES OR THE 1ST HOUSE:

Multible planets in ther first house makes a very complex person. Your personality has multiple dimensions. There is a true self, a self that is presented to the world, a self that functions in romantic relationships, one that is shown to the family and so on. In no way, i am saying youre doublefaced but you do hide behind a persona. You are made of many different connected parts.

STELLIUM IN TAURUS OR THE 2ND HOUSE:

Having multible planets in this house gives you insight into your material possesions and financial status. Through this stellium it is shown that your finance is sth that will be on your mind quite often. During certain times, money and things will come very easily to you but during other times, you will be in need. You value possessions quite a lot and they can be the first choice you turn to so you will cope with sadness, stress or any other kind of negative emotion.

STELLIUM IN GEMINI OR THE 3RD HOUSE:

Along with communication, this house rules how you receive information from others and how you learn. People with many planets in this house are often very creative and most likely will become writers, artists or sth similar. There are many ways you approach and analyse problems. In case you dont have a stellium in this house  but you have two planets in it, then it indicates you are a person with strong logic and intelligence.

STELLIUM IN CANCER OR THE 4TH HOUSE:

This house associates with early childhood, home and your inner emotional state. With many planets in this house, you may have a damaged or intensively complex relationship with one or both of your parents. Your childhood has a strong influence on who you are today, whether it may be minor incidents or   a traumatic experience.

STELLIUM IN LEO OR THE 5TH HOUSE:

Having multiple planets in this house is very dangerous. You already, have had or will have a problem with addictions of some type. This could be an addiction not necessarily in drugs or alcohol, it could also be addiction to people, emotions or a struggle with an addictive disease. When this happen, it can easily get out of hand and ruin tour life. So my advive to you, is to keep the right people beside you that will influence you the best way possible. Your mindset can get cloudy at times so you need someone beside you to wake you up from getting out of control.

STELLIUM IN VIRGO OR THE 6TH HOUSE:

Having a stellium or even two planets in this house gives you many ways to cope with difficult and unfamiliar situations but also ways to maintain a good health. It may sound like im delusional right now but with people like you, its like you have a force  with you that is there to help you stay healthy. You will likely heal easily either it is physical wounds or emotional ones. You are quite a strong person but also a very simple one. There are many things which bring you satisfaction. This is a great stellium to have.

STELLIUM IN LIBRA OR THE 7TH HOUSE:

In this house, it is all about your future partner and not at all about you babes. If you have a stellium in this house, im sorry to break it to you but it will be quite difficult to find the right partner in your life. You are a very open person and this makes you compatible with many people. You can get along with so many people romantically its insane. BUT! that does not mean you wont find the right one babe. It may take time, some heart breaks but when the right person comes, you will feel such a strong attraction to them and you will know yourself that they are the one. One last thing for you, you have the ability to be very intelligently tactful thats why you handle your enemies in a diplomatic way.

STELLIUM IN SCORPIO OR THE 8TH HOUSE:

Having many planets in this house means you may have very odd tastes sexually and actually enjoy the strange and taboo, pushing the limits society has build up. A “death” and “rebirth” of yourself may take place at one point of your life. A very important event will happen in your life that will switch on a light, changing you as a person. That will affect you in your relatioship and how you will perform sexually. It may change your sexual preferences.

STELLIUM IN SAGITTARIUS OR THE 9TH HOUSE:

People with a stellium in this house have a veey changing luck. Sudden good or bad luck, but like in the very extreme situations. You are the kind of person that when you say you had such a shitty day, is literally the truth cause probably everything went the wrong way. But yknow, you should always think about it the positive way, you will have such beautiful memories in your life when the good days come. You may also be inclined to travel long distances and to see lots of foreign places and people. You are a person that could easily start a long distance relationship. You have complex and intensively personal religous views.

STELLIUM IN CAPRICORN OR THE 10TH HOUSE:

“How am i viewed by my family, by my partner, by my friends, at work?..” this is a question that always haunts you. With many planets in this house, there are a lot of different ways you represent yourself. You know how to act, how ti be perceived in the most favourable way but you still doubt if youre doing a good job at that. You are a person that knows very well how to make a great first impression and to be well liked. At certain times of the year, you can easily take authority and a higher social ranking, depending ofc which planets create the stellium. You are most likely to be a very successful person.

STELLIUM IN AQUARIUS OR THE 11TH HOUSE:

With many planets in this house, you mostly find strength in numbers. You can get along with all sorts of people. You are extremely easygoing and thats why you can make friends quite easily and in the snap of a hand. But you are a person that mostly likes to have friendships on the surface and not deep connections. As i said before, you find strength in numbers so knowing you have a big circle of friends is making you feel bery calm. However, there will be key people in your life, who you will have very complex relationships with. That key person may be a boss, a colleague, a sibling, a parent or a friend. You will often feel understood by that key person or people.

STELLIUM IN PISCES OR THE 12TH HOUSE:

Deception, deceit, and disintegrated boundaries. May I present to you the negative aspects of Neptune in the houses:

1st House: total loss of self, with no definition of who or what you know yourself to be; the identity is uncertain and unstable, which leads to deceptive and duplicitous personas; the person is impressionable, unclear about how they are received.

2nd House: extremes of wealth and poverty; money is an elusive commodity – either it is abundant and divine or scant and unreachable; wasteful and frivolous spending; financial fraud and self-deception; delusions about being saved by money, or saving people with money.

3rd House: a scattered mind and lack of concentration leads to daydreams that distract and deaden awareness of reality; easily hypnotized, lulled by self-concocted fictitious imaginings; shallow mentality with a devotion to useless, esoteric studies.

4th House: early roots are in disarray leading to heavy confusion about one’s own family and upbringing; deep, unshakeable longing to remain protected and safe by parents or parental figures; enmeshment; discontent at home and let down by the reality of the family; unrealistic expectation from domestic life.

5th House: deception in love affairs, which leads to scorned romances and paramours; often aligns with underdogs; over dramatizes life and love, and loses self to glamour due to substantial quixotism; using fantasy, entertainment, and artsy pleasure are used in excess to escape the self.

6th House: ungrounded and untidy, with great difficulty being practical as it pertains to daily-to-dos, which leads to harmful avoidance of work and routine; disorganized living; swamped by health concerns and details; hypersensitive hypochondriac.

7th House: projections and disordered reflections of self; unreal relationship ideals and expectations; tends to glamorize relationships, making one blind to potentially fatal flaws of the partner, leading to codependency; wants to rescue and save spouses and lovers.

8th House: obsession with death, sex and confuse, sometimes scare causing overwhelming emotional wounds, which lead to destructive avoidance and damaging habits; the identity disintegrates into  a cesspool of possessive manipulation.

9th House: optimism, though abundant, is unrealistic and hopeless; restless and fervent yearning for some type of ecstasy and/or heaven; personal beliefs can lead to increased vulnerability to religious misleading and philosophical misperception.

10th House: the career and one’s calling is in a constant state confusion, which causes hallucinations about one’s true purpose in life; difficulty finding position in society, and establishing a reputation that is separate from the identity; bewitched by achievements and success.  

11th House: finds society deeply unsatisfying and wants to wash away the pains of the world, but cannot separate fact from fiction; strange altruism; continually let down, influenced, and enchanted by unreliable, careless friends and associates; acquaintances drift away and apart.

𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐮𝐩 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐲 𝐚𝐛𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 <𝟑

𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐢𝐦𝐛𝐮𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮

𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐝, 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐦, 𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐝, 𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐞, 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐭 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲

𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐞, 𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥, 𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐭, 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬/𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭, 𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞, 𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝, 𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐜, 𝐬𝐲𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐜

𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥, 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐞, 𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐲𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥, 𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬, 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐲 𝐞𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜, 𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐠𝐲, 𝐢𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐝𝐢𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜, 𝐚𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐫, 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬, 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝, 𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠

𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐝, 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞, 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭, 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝, 𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐭, 𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐨𝐫 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜, 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐥𝐲 𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭

𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬, 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐚𝐧𝐭, 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜, 𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥, 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐚𝐥, 𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐭, 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭

𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐢𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐝, 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞, 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐝, 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐟, 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬, 𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐮𝐞𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲, 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐦𝐧

𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐬𝐲𝐧𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜, 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐮𝐧𝐮𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥, 𝐚𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬, 𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬, 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐞

𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐲, 𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜, 𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞, 𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞, 𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜, 𝐚𝐛𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲

Aries: You don’t really know how to read, you’re just really good a guessing.

Taurus: Whales have lungs, they can drown. Consider the incredible power you have over all the things that can kill you.

Gemini: Don’t blame the alligator for eating you. You were in his house. Control your lust for rolling around in rivers next time.

Cancer: Your skin will slowly turn into tree bark over the course of several days because you’re gay.

Leo: That which completes you one day will not complete you another. We exist in a constant state of change and growth. It was a damn good chicken sandwich though.

Virgo: The elk outside your window who offer to bring you in on their cryptocurrency scheme are an omen not to invest in cryptocurrency. 

Libra: Chivalry isn’t dead. Its in a secret government facility, floating in a tank of goo. 

Scorpio: Watch your back Scorpio, or someone might come along and interpret you as a symbol in their life. You are indicative of nothing! Nothing!

Ophiuchus: Lotion will not, nor will it ever, fix your life. Do not believe the lotion bottles.

Sagittarius: Learning how to prioritize is a constant battle of trial and error that can never be won. The stars do suggest that the blood on your keyboard should go at the top of the list. 

Capricorn: Don’t believe everything you read on the internet. Competitive being hit by a train is not a real sport, nor should it ever be.

Aquarius: Wisdom is knowing when the details really matter. Knowing what sort of bullet hit you can help, knowing what sort of artillery shell hit you really wont matter much.

Aries: An endless stream of holy words pour from invisible lips and echo through the abandoned space of the world carrying the scale of their emptiness back to you. Sleep.

Taurus: The corpse of a baffled carpenter. Commissions unfulfilled to make a dozen flights of stairs for a grand castle. He is cocooned among twelve beautifully wrought first steps. Sleep.

Gemini: A titanic story written a long time ago, told in parts and out of order by those who claim to understand it. A cord, ever knotted. Sleep.

Cancer: A young man spends his days intricately constructing the visage of a creature that exists nowhere but his mind. It is his. Sleep.

Leo: The sounds of children at a playground, weaving some tale not meant for the ears of adults, its nature wholly alien. Seven voices for six throats. The clash of swords and motorcycles. Sleep.

Virgo: Fresh razors and silk sheets. The road map to a town you remember from somewhere impressed into the skin. You got lost on the way. No matter. It can’t be as good as you remember. Sleep.

Libra: A eulogy written over decades, three words at a time, scratched into the bark of old trees, left on post it notes, through single line messages on deactivated accounts. Sleep. 

Scorpio: A broken dam. Water that long stopped flowing. Fingers of dry, hollow air through the cracks. Few things surprise you anymore. Sleep.

Ophiuchus: Canticles in the rock tumbler. The rattle of motors wearing the faith smooth. Sleep.

Sagittarius: A painting of you. In a gallery you will never visit, by a painter you only barely met. A painting of you that will spend the rest of its life in a tube in a closet in a home you will never enter. Sleep.

Capricorn: A long, dim, hallway. Bright red tiles polished to a mirror sheen. You can’t see the end of the corridor. Soft jazz echoes from somewhere. Sleep.

Aquarius: Your eyes haven’t worked in a long time. Fingers sensitive enough to read by feel. The slope between ink and paper seems a mountain. Sleep.

by house, pluto shows where we search for truths and deeper meaning.  it is associated with change, upheaval and issues of control. we might be driven in the areas of life associated with the house pluto occupies. 

pluto in first house -

radiate intensity

have an intimidating manner

protective over privacy

fear of being overpowered or rejected

gutsy and determined in new situations

seen as confident throughout

pluto in second house -

powerful instincts

difficulty letting go

fear the feeling of helplessness

attach a lot of sentiment to possessions

need for power over money

excellent at strategy and planning

great advice on saving money

pluto in third house -

instinctively search for hidden meaning

very persuasive, both written and spoken 

tend to learn from observation

find difficulty in learning from others

prefer to be self-taught

fear loss through self-expression

choose words wisely to limit what others know about you

pluto in fourth house - 

self-protective and secretive

might feel a sense of guilt from where you came from

fear of change

adopted fear from surrounding people

a love for psychology, maybe from a parent

shielded from negative experiences

pluto in fifth house -

powerful creative impulses

invest a lot of energy into creative arts and romances

take a lot of pride in whatever you produce

romance for you needs to be intense and passionate

all or nothing attitude in love

a deep fear of loss or rejection

competitive attitude - rarely lighthearted

pluto in sixth house -

very hardworking

easily obsess over finding answers to problems

work becomes an obsession for you

a strong fear of criticism

interested in health and self-improvement

you instinctively seek alternative therapies for healing

pluto in seventh house - 

fear of intense relationships

often attract obsessive, jealous and possessive people

can easily bring out the worst in other people

discovery in relationships is key for you

easily feel trapped in relationships or friendships

people fear betrayal from you

pluto in eighth house - 

natural attraction to topics dark, taboo or hidden

expert at cutting through appearances to deeper meanings

endlessly invested in motivations and sources

sexual relationships are complicated, but intense

attract people who want to control you

talented in healing professions

great at dealing with others trauma and crisis

pluto in ninth house -

extremely attached to your beliefs

at your best, you are persuasive and intelligent

at your worst, you obsess with converting others to your beliefs

suspicious of new ideas

may be considered deep or profound to others

a sense of adventure that leads you to unusual experiences

have the ability to inspire and teach your beliefs

pluto in tenth house - 

something unique about you that stands out from the crowd

well-developed and pursue goals with focus and determination

strong interest in research and transformation

often get love-hate reactions from others

you can be very persuasive when you need to be

deep-rooted trust issues

pluto in eleventh house -

hates being on the sidelines and will insert yourself fearlessly

easily fall under the influence of others

when developed, make great leaders

aversion to groups, club and organisations of any kin

self-healing, growth and change appeals to you

pluto in twelfth house -

deep interest in secrets, the underworld and the unconscious

exceptionally perceptive intuitively or physically

need quiet moments to build strength

often tempted to repress emotions

problems with addictive behaviours

-those with moon square midheaven often are torn between the opinions of others and listening to their emotions

-somebody with sun square moon has so much tension within themselves and their personality

-negative chiron to midheaven aspects may be held back by their pain. they become unsuccessful in their career if they cannot overcome these blockages

-sun square pluto often has a hard time letting go of negative thoughts. They will undermine their own happiness in fear of getting their hopes too high

-a person with mercury square lilith has little faith in themselves and can easily convince themselves that they are unwanted

-somebody with moon square venus is deeply insecure about their feelings and is sometimes saddened by the thought of love

-people with mars square saturn often can be overly aggressive and mean

-sun square chiron struggles with self expression and often has low self esteem

-those with venus opposite part of fortune will often self-sabotage and often expects the worst

-venus square neptune is incredibly self-critical and assume that people think the worst of them

Moon Square Mercury: Mind vs. heart conflicts, emotions are probably not communicated well, possibly poor memory, may swing back and forth from logical and put together to overly sensitive and emotional. Emotional self conflicts with communication, decision making, and intellectual self.

Moon Square Venus: Emotional needs and romantic desires/wants tend to create tension. The Moon needs ABC but the Venus approaches closer connections like XYZ. Can be scattered in closer relationships, not know what they want, get into bad company, fear intimacy, or be easily used. 

Moon Square Mars: Emotional self and the passionate, willful self conflict. This can make someone fear vulnerability, act tougher or more aggressive than they are, risky behavior, overly cautious behavior, someone who is walked over, could fear intimacy, overly dependent, etc. Signs/Houses can give more insight into some of the manifestations.

Moon Square Jupiter: Jupiter’s excess could mean this person gives too much of them to others emotionally and easily gets exhausted. The Moon and Jupiter squaring can also mean emotional discovery is harder. This can make someone naive and easily taken advantage of. Jupiter could overwhelm.. yet “bless” the Moon with plenty of optimism, some good luck, and a fun-loving spirit. Could be hard to satisfy emotionally, always wanting more.

Moon Square Saturn: Saturn can block the Moon’s emotional expression and ignore emotional health. Trust issues, self-doubt, and suspicion are common with this aspect.

Moon Square Uranus: Uranus brings change and detachment to the emotional self. A lot of conflict exist in how they live emotionally. They can become unreliable, distant, have sudden changes in moods, a desire to detach even to an unhealthy extent, and emotions can weigh down their adaptability to change or ability to change. Independence vs. dependence can be a conflict.

Moon Square Neptune: Neptune drowns the Moon in intuition and creativity but also sensitivity, little to no boundaries, extreme fluidness, emotional changeability and instability, hardcore escapism and unrealistic expectations/views, high risk of addiction, and easily lost in themselves.

Moon Square Pluto: High risk for self-destruction. The emotional self goes against their ability to emotionally grow/transform. Their emotions can block out their inner demons, desires, and self. Has a hard time accepting and then healing from traumas.

Moon Square Ascendant: Emotional self and outer self are not in agreement. Can struggle to understand their own emotions and emotions of others, can be overly critical or have unrealistic expectations of others, can be impressionable, might not know how to handle vulnerability, and easily falls into toxic relationships. Ultimately has a disconnect between actions and emotions.

Moon Square Midheaven: Emotional self gets in the way of their ambition, direction in life, and goals. Easily stressed at work or when going after something. Needs to be careful of old fears getting in the way of ambition. Can lack confidence in the workplace.

Moon Square North Node: Here the Moon/emotional self can’t get over past hurt and doesn’t learn from lessons. They can lack drive to look inward or might really, really fear moving on.

Moon Square Chiron: Whatever is associated with one’s Chiron is embedded into their emotional being. The emotional wounds will be very slow to heal. Can be highly sensitive to other’s emotional states or emotional wounds and issues.

Moon Square Ceres: Easily falls into dependence or co-dependence with those they nurture and care for, this usually implies children but can be anyone they “nurture”. Frequently sacrifices their emotional needs for others. Could also be seen as emotional self is compromised or hurt when having to nurture others.

Moon Square Juno: Marriage or the idea of a soul mate is somehow challenging the emotional self. Maybe marriage is seen as a trap, their soul mate doesn’t give them what they want or need, or could struggle to ever find a real “soul mate”.  Marriage or long-term unions somehow is not good for their emotional self; things like having a controlling partner or being married too young or even pressured to marry could create this.

Moon Square Vesta: Emotional rest or self care does not come easily. Emotional health is turbulent. Spiritual health can feel draining or doesn’t feel secure in it.

Moon Square Pallas: Emotional self and the area of intuition, talents, and special intellect are challenging each other. Has a conflict of wanting to step out and show the world their talent vs. fearful of leaving their comfort zone. Might have many insecurities towards skill.

moon in 1st house: criticism, rejection, being disliked

moon in 2nd house: financial instability, dependency, being used

moon in 3rd house: being misunderstood, being ignorant, not being heard

moon in 4th house: growing up, stepping outside your comfort zone, losing your loved ones

moon in 5th house: boredom, being forced to do something mundane for the rest of your life, not being able to follow your passions

moon in 6th house: imperfection, being stuck in unhealthy habits, your own overthinking

moon in 7th house: being alone, being unloved, not being good enough for others

moon in 8th house: yourself, betrayal, people's secret intentions

moon in 9th house: being trapped, ignorance, feeling like you're running out of time to experience life

moon in 10th house: FAILURE, not meeting yours and others' expectations, being seen as incompetent

moon in 11th house: rejection, the state of society and the world, the future

🌑♈️  Capricorn Sun + Aries Moon: life is a crusade of personal challenges set by the inner child to prove the inner elder’s caution and warning ‘wrong’, to say ‘i said so’ to themselves

🌑♉️  Capricorn Sun + Taurus Moon: a dry and hilarious deadpan humour, wants to ensure they at they are seen and paid at highest value for their work, and they will produce work at the highest value

🌑♊️  Capricorn Sun + Gemini Moon: quick and dry wit, can cut tension in the air with a comment or perspective, tends to have a wide-spanning intelligence that is interested in learning many different things so to contribute with purpose to conversation

🌑♋️  Capricorn Sun + Cancer Moon: the life path is directed by the inner child who is learning how to nourish and provide for it at the same time as becoming a parent to themselves, humanity, and possibly their child

🌑♌️  Capricorn Sun + Leo Moon: naturally expresses the leadership qualities that influence people to put them in high positions without asking, when there is chaos or confusion, this is who everybody looks to

🌑♍️  Capricorn Sun + Virgo Moon: forced to overcome internal battles, including self-image and health difficulties at the same time as confronting the world and needing to be at their best, it may feel like this working day never ends

🌑♎️ Capricorn Sun + Libra Moon: each decision is made with agonising precision and calculation, reads people like a book to gather clues to make the move that will outsmart the enemy and charm the winning team

🌑♏️ Capricorn Sun + Scorpio Moon: this can be a terminally low mood state with a voice calling them into oblivion, the person must experience these desperate mood states to reach the depths where transformation and ascension is imminent

🌑♐️ Capricorn Sun + Sagittarius Moon: the mind shoots dreams into the horizon with a beam of intuitive optimism, and these are turned into goals and caught with intense learning, tests, hard work, sacrifice, and the collision of labour and luck

🌑♑️  Capricorn Sun + Capricorn Moon: nothing stands in the way of these aspirations and the potentials that could be, the higher self is a guiding light waking with them in the dawn light, this is freedom to make a dream life come true

🌑♒️  Capricorn Sun + Aquarius Moon: logic and imagination bind together in a force of nature, intuition and fantasies produce the ideas that rationale devises, designs, and constructs into real life

🌑♓️  Capricorn Sun + Pisces Moon: a server of humanity who sacrifices aspiration to work the spiritual labour, their highest purpose is the direction of their compassion and empathy, a divine grandmother soothing the soul of the world

🌑♈️  Leo Sun + Aries Moon: energised by dreaming up everything that life could become, high self-expectation is interpreted as external expectation, wants to be a success story, but mostly just wants to matter

🌑♉️  Leo Sun + Taurus Moon: the personal appearance is an extension of their creativity, pleasure, self-worth, but poor self-value is a dangerous curse - if they don’t feel good about the person they are inside, they cannot find any beauty in their own reflection

🌑♊️  Leo Sun + Gemini Moon: inspired, creative, and imaginative mind, a natural teacher who works well with children and young people, may give a voice to the silenced innocent or vulnerable youth or groups

🌑♋️  Leo Sun + Cancer Moon: the sun rises and sets multiple times inside everyday, a day and night personality with a heavy glow that turns dark without warning, the problem of waking on the wrong side of the moon

🌑♌️  Leo Sun + Leo Moon: life is a stage and the star performer is the inner child’s love story, a script of first learning to grasp and feel that love is everything, and then realising the self as part of that world

🌑♍️  Leo Sun + Virgo Moon: can feel like the best and most accomplished person at the same time as being the most novice and incompetent, the feeling of having a lot of love to give but nobody seeming to want it

🌑♎️  Leo Sun + Libra Moon: relationships are creative pieces orchestrated by the hopeless romantic, can be validated by the adoring eyes of the audience but is truly searching for one pair of eyes to play every character for

🌑♏️  Leo Sun + Scorpio Moon: relentless, ravishing, raw, and radiant, this heart is beautiful where its broken, attaches to a rare few other people in life with an intensity that is karmic and soul bound in nature

🌑♐️  Leo Sun + Sagittarius Moon: the quest is for a life philosophy and a need to validate their entire existence, is seeking the validation in the knowledge of being an intrinsic, imperative, operative function of the universe

🌑♑️  Leo Sun + Capricorn Moon: ambitions and successes are rather less egocentric based than would appear, it’s mostly reaching their own potential and provide the best possible life for loved ones

🌑♒️  Leo Sun + Aquarius Moon: A Full Moon charged with solar electricity, the person stands out without trying, or seems to gets stared at too much, produces a lot of static shocks with other people, everything is a strange work of art

🌑♓️  Leo Sun + Pisces Moon: the noble heart of a heiress who chooses to live in anonymity and heal her people from the shadows, the love stories are ecstasy, heroic, and tragic, this heart cannot be contained or held back

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Your ascendant explanation and it’s decan.

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Pagelong descriptions of what each house represents and the attributes of the signs the planets are in.

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A Beginner’s Chart

A breakdown of your social and generational planet placements (Jupiter through Pluto)

A Breakdown of Your 12 Houses

One of your questions with a detailed answer

A final paragraph written based on a tarot card I pull while writing your reading.

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A breakdown of the elements and modalities of your sun, moon, and rising signs as well as how they interact to form your core personality.

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A breakdown of your Earth houses (2, 6, and 10) as well as your tenth house ruler. This tells how you will earn money, how you will dedicate your time, and what mark you want to make on the world.

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A breakdown of your third and fourth houses as well as their rulers. Saturn, Sun, and Moon placements are also taken into account to represent your parents.

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ESTJ: As you walk into the room, he is sitting at an office desk. He motions for you to sit down. (This confuses you greatly, because you don’t even have an office desk in your house; did he buy one just for this occasion?) He takes out his reading glasses and pulls out a file folder that you can see is extensively tagged with color-coded index notes. He opens it up and begins reading from a double-spaced, 5,000-word essay written in size 12 Times New Roman with in-text citations and a bibliography written in APA format. His essay lists every way in which you’ve ever failed to live up to his expectations in the relationship; the report concludes that there is no other rational choice but to fire you as his companion. He thanks you for your time and writes you a severance check (aka first and last month’s rent) before leaving. You shrug casually because, well, hey, it could’ve been worse: you could’ve been broken up with the way that the ENFP girl’s boyfriend on this list did.

ISTJ: ISTJs don’t break up with you. If you end up with an ISTJ, you’re either going to have to do the dirty work yourself, or you’re going to be stuck with them until you die.

Either that, or they’ll e-mail you from work while they’re on their lunch break (because they can’t send a personal e-mail during work hours, obviously).

ESTP: You walk into your apartment to see your ESTP boyfriend in the middle of having a literal orgy in your living room. “What the fuck are you doing?!” you scream at your ESTP boyfriend (and the twelve other people in the room, too, I guess), who seems genuinely confused somehow. “But I don’t even love them!” he continues to insist, not understanding how you could be so upset about this. “It’s just sex, what’s the big deal? Here, how about this: why don’t you join us? Would that make you feel better? The bowl of condoms is over there. They’re just for decoration and we’re not using them, but I thought I would show them to you anyway.”

ISTP: Sends you a letter in the mail from a clinic advising you to get tested for STDs.

ESFJ: You’ve been talking about starting to try for a baby for a while now, so you and your partner begin to make some preparations to help protect your future family - stashing away money for the down-payment on a house, trading in your car for a family van, filling out life insurance policies; routine stuff. But then, little things started happening; things so small that you only noticed in hindsight. The new lock on her phone that wasn’t there before. How often you caught her smiling to herself as she was texting. How much more often she was suddenly going on out-of-town work trips, or going out for a lady’s night, or having to stay late for work. How irritated she always seemed to be with you, and how little you were having sex despite actively trying to get pregnant. You were in denial at first, but slowly, you’re starting to put the pieces together. You make up your mind to confront her on the weekend, in case anything goes wrong and you suddenly have to go stay somewhere else.

Except you never get a chance to, because one morning, you wake up and your world looks completely different. You aren’t in your bed; in fact, you don’t seem to be anywhere at all. And that’s because you’re dead, because your wife poisoned you so that she could move overseas to be with her new hot 23-year-old boyfriend from Spain, and the money she got from your $250,000 life insurance policy.

ISFJ: Does it the proper, old-fashioned way: by sitting you down and explaining to you why it just isn’t working out. Fuck ISFJs and their wholesomeness and perfection preventing me from shitposting about them. =/

ESFP: Sends you a picture of themselves flipping the bird while sucking your best friend’s dick. Afterwards, texts you a detailed play-by-play of everything they did, and how much of a better lay he was than you. Oh, and how much bigger his dick was than yours, of course.

ISFP: Breaking up? Us? Oh, honey. Honey, no. You’re not going anywhere. I will murder your entire family if that’s what I have to do to stop them from being able to take you away from me. The police? Lmao, that’s cute. Let them come and watch me win the Oscar performance of the year as I cry about how you beat me, and drag you away to jail instead. No, baby, you’re not going anywhere. We’re never breaking up. We’re always going to be together. Forever.

ENTJ: He’s a wildly successful entrepreneur who ended up becoming a multi-millionaire. You’re the beautiful philanthropist and socialite trophy wife and stay-at-home mom who takes care of the kids. Together, you own homes in four different countries (one for each season, and several in Aspen and Montauk - just for the weekends, of course), a yacht, multiple sports cars, an entire room just for shoes, ties, and handbags, and a chef, a housekeeper, and a full-time, live-in nanny. Everything he owns is shiny, new, the latest model - everything, that is, except for you. So he cheats on you behind your back, divorces you when you find out about it, and then replaces you with a hotter, younger replica of yourself.

But hey, at least you got half of everything in the divorce. At least he was gracious enough not to have you assassinated, I guess.

INTJ: Calmly and rationally explains to you why it just wouldn’t work in the grand scheme of things. I mean, for one thing, having a wife (or even a serious girlfriend) just wasn’t a part of the life plan that he created for himself in the first grade; hell, it wasn’t even a part of the ten-year plan that he drew up for himself on the first day of high school. He’s not trying to be rude or insensitive, but he just doesn’t have the time to waste on pursuing empty, meaningless pursuits like social relationships or having a girlfriend. How is he going to meet his goal of becoming the youngest PhD holder in his state if he has to waste time doing things like talking to you?

Joke’s on him, though, because this is exactly how the movie Legally Blonde started, and doesn’t he know how that movie ended for someone like him?

ENTP: ENTPs don’t break up with you, because ENTPs don’t date anyone seriously in the first place. If, by some stroke of (horrible) luck, you actually did manage to get an ENTP to agree to hang out with you often enough under a context that could reasonably be construed as the two of you being “in a relationship”, they would probably get bored and cheat on you within weeks. But hey, if you’re a masochist and getting your heart broken repeatedly is your thing (lookin’ at you, INFxs), then do what makes you happy, man. I’m not judging.

INTP: Meh. Doesn’t really bother to break up with you. Continues to co-habitate with you while ceasing to continue putting any effort into the maintenance of the relationship, and just kind of letting it die a natural death. By the time it’s over, neither of you have cared for months.

ENFJ: Leaves you a length, caring, compassionate, “It’s not you, it’s me” goodbye letter on your bedside table in an attempt to soften the blow of gently explaining that she has decided to leave you and your life together in order to pursue her dream of cultivating relationships with multiple wealthy Sugar Daddies who fund her extravagant, globetrotting lifestyle.

INFJ: INFJs never truly break up with anyone. They keep the door open just the tiniest sliver, so that they can keep you around as their potential back-up plan in case their current relationship falls apart. After all, where are they going to get their identity and sense of self from if they’re alone?

ENFP: You come home after work and she isn’t there. None of her stuff is missing, so at first, you aren’t worried - she must just be running late, or made an impromptu decision to go see a friend. By 10 PM, you’re riddled with anxiety and the fear that something has gone horribly, horribly wrong. You call her friends. You call all the local hospitals and jails. You file a police report. But nothing ever comes of the investigation, and no one can figure out what happened to her - it’s like she dropped off the face of the Earth. The whole ordeal is emotionally devastating for you, but eventually life goes on, as it inevitably must.

Years later, you turn on your computer and have a new friend request on Facebook. It’s your ex-girlfriend. You find out that she’s been living on a hippie commune in the Costa Rican rainforest for the past three years. She felt “stifled and trapped” by her old life, she tells you, and felt like she “needed a change from the oppressive grind of daily life”. She can’t understand why you’re so upset about it; shouldn’t you be happy for her for finally getting to live out her dream?

You hang up the phone and never think about her again.

INFP: Ghosts you.

That’s it. That’s literally it. You’ll never hear from them again. It’s like they just never existed. After a while, you start to wonder whether they ever really did, or if they were just a figment of your imagination.

In the 2nd House: You over-identify with what you own/possess

In the 3rd House: You find yourself in words, thoughts, ideas

In the 4th House: You’re only yourself when you feel safe

In the 5th House: You express yourself through your talents

In the 6th House: You over-identify with how much you do daily

In the 7th House: You find yourself in other people

In the 8th House: You're only you when you feel challenged

In the 9th House: You express yourself through beliefs/morals

In the 10th House: You over-identify with your accomplisments

In the 11th House: You find yourself in bigger causes

Moon in Aries: Mother encouraged self-confidence, independence, self-assertion, and the ability to protect and defend their own and family honour Moon in Taurus: Mother encouraged strong values, appreciation for what they have, and financial security  Moon in Gemini: Mother encouraged self-directed and institutional education, open communication between the pair, and socialisation  Moon in Cancer: Mother encouraged family values, empathy and compassion for others, and physical and financial security  Moon in Leo: Mother encouraged independence, the development and exhibition of talents, ambition  Moon in Virgo: Mother encouraged education, consideration and service to others, and physical and mental wellbeing Moon in Libra: Mother encouraged socialisation, the importance of relationships, appreciation for the beauty of the world Moon in Scorpio: Mother encouraged independence, self-sufficiency and resilience, privacy, a personal and authentic truth to live by  Moon in Sagittarius: Mother encouraged self-directed and institutional education, immersion of other cultures and lifestyles, independence  Moon in Capricorn: Mother encouraged self-sufficiency, physical and financial security, the value of honest and hard work Moon in Aquarius: Mother encouraged individuality and freedom of expression, staying true to themselves, independence Moon in Pisces: Mother encouraged the importance of relationships, empathy and consideration for others, the ability to listen to and follow instinct