Let it be

If those hills were alive, they ain’t now…

Everyone is reblogging this without this addition and you don’t know what you’re missing

I may not like sports but what you did to the super bowel is unforgiveabke who the FUCK pours in the milk first

Can’t risk it

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

just like malware is short for “malicious software”, delaware is short for “delicious software”

this is the only food critic I’ll accept at my restaurant.

@beastlysoul

Feeding your animals (safe) but new-to-them foods is botha great source of enrichment for the and endless hilarity for you.  I reccomend green beans because they’re unwieldly for them to eat so its an involved process.

4am is the new 10pm