Stay a while, get tickled internally. Nothing wrong with that.

anyway thanks for thinking about our blorbos together another year it’s been a pleasure and a horror

we have got to get regular porn back on this website

Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.

none of these words are in the bible. or the dictionary, for that matter.

#While this is a joke#For the etymologists out there#Tumblr did not “goncharov” poob#translation: Tumblr is not making a fictitious thing called poob that we insist is real#Poob is glup shittoing (streaming services)#Translation: Poob is now a generic name for whatever streaming platform is out there when you don't feel like naming something specifically

Etymologists are on Tumblr for the same reason Primatologists are out in the jungle: It's where the Monkeys are.

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

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