am i god?

if i was orpheus i just wouldn't have turned around lol

just went and got eurydice. this is so easy

um. awfully quiet in this tunnel.

You guys are amasing dansers and are you gonig to eat thise colorful berrys btw ?? They lock delicius

we will share with you

you cant have any of mine alvin doesnt feed me

im in court again

update guilty no chance parole

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

if a supervillain said "you wont kill me thatd make you just like me" i would simply say "no it wouldnt id be saving millions of people" and the villain would say "but youd be dooming yourself. could you really live knowing youre a killer" and id say "well id certainly have trouble. ill probably be very sad about it. definitely a lot to unpack" and theyd say "so you wont do it" and id say "oh no im still gonna" and theyd say "what" and id say "youre a supervillain responsible for countless deaths and yet here you are desperately trying to bargain for your life. you want to live. which means you can easily live with yourself after being responsible for countless deaths. i, on the other hand, will at the very least have tremendous difficulty with even killing just one person and at worst might just jump out a window right after i do it. the very nature of this whole conversation about whether we are the same has proven to me we are very much not the same and i am certain killing you to save millions is the morally correct decision here" and theyd say "what" and id say "get killed idiot"

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this fucking post is 10 YEARS OLD WTF

happy mother’s day to that mom who sold y/n to one direction

for everyone asking for what article this is i actually went back and found it again and you'll never guess who it's about

The funny thing about Clara is that on The Doctor and Clara's adventures she's depicted as the more socially aware one who can be the "carer" in the face of Twelve's rudeness and alien nature. Than when you see her with Danny you find out her social skills are actually abysmal and The Doctor has such poor social skills they make her social skills look good by comparison

Here’s the video!

KING