bella

We have to kill this guy

Ever since I was a little girl

Tumblr Live's beautiful death

Car hammer explosion

Walrus or Fairy

Oobh I got Planty off time

Tumblr Brackets again (hot vintage poll, 60s/70s/90s/2000s music tourney)

Boop war

Friendpilled Visitmaxxer

I don't know/I'm bald

King Charles Portrait

The White Pharoah

Hey Girl, I mean They

Dashconiversary

Trump got shot

Cloudstrike

I guess we're making factory

Mikus of the world

Moo Deng

Making my bf as a cookie

Za/um break up

Boop War 2

fairy vs walrus debate

the bride and the ugly ass groom

-1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

image of the soldier at war with explosions

you can't be talking like that white baby

im going to *remembers suicide jokes are harmful* [something else]

close enough, welcome back ______

why dis [emoji] look so mad

im not going to call you good boy, that ____ was shit

sorry _____ you don’t qualify as an emotion / but you let _____ in

the humble ______

go my scarab

the glue that lets you walk up and down anything

the comic where a character drops something and goes to pick it up and makes loving eye contact with another character who then steals it and runs away with their ass out

______ will kill the patient they need ______ to survive

“What’s that, James? You tore your rotator cuff? Sorry, we have to let you go. What if the printer needed to be refilled and the other 200 people in this building were home sick? It just wouldn’t be fair.”

the first thing i want to point out is that the box of paper that @bransrath​ posted is not the weight of the box. the 20 lb in that description is the paper weight, which is the amount of force a piece of paper can take before tearing. i know this because it’s described as copy paper, and copy paper is by default 20 lb weight. so posting that picture as a ‘gotcha’ in response to this post is ignorant at best and intentionally ableist at worst. in reality, that box probably weighs no more than 15 lbs. 

secondly, i have never had to actually pick up one of these boxes ever. and i have to deal with them a lot, given that i’m a secretary who, prior to the pandemic, was printing off 1000+ pages of booklets per week. i’ve never had to pick these up because you can literally just open them, grab a ream of paper, and take it to the printer to load it in. there’s no fucking reason why you would need the whole box. most places, like my office, also store them on or near the ground because they’re heavy, so what i do is a just drag the boxes to their designated corner until they need to be used. 

The Hermit.

Part IX of my Good Omens inspired tarot card series.

tehehehe sorry for the heartache guys xx

😭😭😭 thank you so much. you’re good to me. i also take requests!!! I ALWAYS TAKE REQUESTS!!! lmfao. i love to write but i am no visionary. i always start the fic with the barest plotpoint and just fuck off until i reach some sort of conclusion so. anyway. i take requests. and also i love you. thank you again i do it for u

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