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Asphodel INC would like to announce that our CEO and founder has now sold a controlling share to our longstanding partners over at Elysium Developments.

We are now entering a new age, one of cooperation!

Our current CEO, Mike Lex, will now be going into retirement.

Therefore, we welcome a new CEO, Cassandra Çela, born and raised in Albania, Cassandra became part of a student exchange program, and ever since, she has wanted to travel and explore. After moving away, she became an assistant and later executive at Elysium Developments.

We're thrilled to have her join us.

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We’re pretending to care to keep up our public image! ❤️

asphodel-inc

Thank you 🥰

Asphodel INC would like to announce that our CEO and founder has now sold a controlling share to our longstanding partners over at Elysium Developments.

We are now entering a new age, one of cooperation!

Our current CEO, Mike Lex, will now be going into retirement.

Therefore, we welcome a new CEO, Cassandra Çela, born and raised in Albania, Cassandra became part of a student exchange program, and ever since, she has wanted to travel and explore. After moving away, she became an assistant and later executive at Elysium Developments.

We're thrilled to have her join us.

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Guess whose name I found on the Epstien flight logs~

Uh- what? Whose??

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asphodel-inc

I am spilling the beans

hello there

this is a rouge asphodel employee writing

I have discovered the truth tht upper management has concealed

I have already left the country

but I dont think that will save me

/employee-portal/597872.html

I dont know exactly what that means, but I know it doesn't mean aything good

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That's ominous.

Whats the second to last paragraph/line mean?

epprbcu

It's part of a link for their website.

tartar-games

Sad! Sure would be a shame if a rival game company leaked it!

We. we would but we don't actually know what it means.

asphodel-inc

They're closing in it doesn't matter anymore

They already know what I know

tartar-games

Have you tried running away? “Whistle-blowing?” Hey, certain rival game companies would love to take everyone who isn’t them down a notch.

asphodel-inc

Hello there I'm a representative of Asphodel Inc.

We would like to inform you that this supposed "rogue employee" has been reprimanded for misusing our Social media presence to spread dangerous conspiracy theories. ☺️

tartar-games

Hi! We’re representatives of Tartar Games despite them doing their best to contain us.

Who do you think you’re fooling here?

asphodel-inc

Fooling?

Would you please clarify? ☺️

tartar-games

Seriously? There's nothing to clar7g 9pwRUy6rthgn

Hi! Clari-find deez NUTS in your mouth, jerk! 🥰

asphodel-inc

We think otherwise. ☺️

tartar-games

Nuh-uh 😝

asphodel-inc

We expect to see you in court. ☺️

tartar-games

You will be disappointed 🤣🤣🤣

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@asphodel-inc × @tartar-games tar gets sued for stealing aspho's heart

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☺️... 😳

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asphodel-inc

I am spilling the beans

hello there

this is a rouge asphodel employee writing

I have discovered the truth tht upper management has concealed

I have already left the country

but I dont think that will save me

/employee-portal/597872.html

I dont know exactly what that means, but I know it doesn't mean aything good

epprbcu

That's ominous.

Whats the second to last paragraph/line mean?

epprbcu

It's part of a link for their website.

tartar-games

Sad! Sure would be a shame if a rival game company leaked it!

We. we would but we don't actually know what it means.

asphodel-inc

They're closing in it doesn't matter anymore

They already know what I know

tartar-games

Have you tried running away? “Whistle-blowing?” Hey, certain rival game companies would love to take everyone who isn’t them down a notch.

asphodel-inc

Hello there I'm a representative of Asphodel Inc.

We would like to inform you that this supposed "rogue employee" has been reprimanded for misusing our Social media presence to spread dangerous conspiracy theories. ☺️

tartar-games

Hi! We’re representatives of Tartar Games despite them doing their best to contain us.

Who do you think you’re fooling here?

asphodel-inc

Fooling?

Would you please clarify? ☺️

tartar-games

Seriously? There's nothing to clar7g 9pwRUy6rthgn

Hi! Clari-find deez NUTS in your mouth, jerk! 🥰

asphodel-inc

We think otherwise. ☺️

tartar-games

Nuh-uh 😝

asphodel-inc

We expect to see you in court. ☺️

#epprbcu #!cu #exclamation point pfp rpg blog cinematic universe #punctuationverse #eppfprpg

asphodel-inc

I am spilling the beans

hello there

this is a rouge asphodel employee writing

I have discovered the truth tht upper management has concealed

I have already left the country

but I dont think that will save me

/employee-portal/597872.html

I dont know exactly what that means, but I know it doesn't mean aything good

epprbcu

That's ominous.

Whats the second to last paragraph/line mean?

epprbcu

It's part of a link for their website.

tartar-games

Sad! Sure would be a shame if a rival game company leaked it!

We. we would but we don't actually know what it means.

asphodel-inc

They're closing in it doesn't matter anymore

They already know what I know

tartar-games

Have you tried running away? “Whistle-blowing?” Hey, certain rival game companies would love to take everyone who isn’t them down a notch.

asphodel-inc

Hello there I'm a representative of Asphodel Inc.

We would like to inform you that this supposed "rogue employee" has been reprimanded for misusing our Social media presence to spread dangerous conspiracy theories. ☺️

tartar-games

Hi! We’re representatives of Tartar Games despite them doing their best to contain us.

Who do you think you’re fooling here?

asphodel-inc

Fooling?

Would you please clarify? ☺️

tartar-games

Seriously? There's nothing to clar7g 9pwRUy6rthgn

Hi! Clari-find deez NUTS in your mouth, jerk! 🥰

asphodel-inc

We think otherwise. ☺️

#epprbcu #!cu #exclamation point pfp rpg blog cinematic universe #punctuationverse

asphodel-inc

I am spilling the beans

hello there

this is a rouge asphodel employee writing

I have discovered the truth tht upper management has concealed

I have already left the country

but I dont think that will save me

/employee-portal/597872.html

I dont know exactly what that means, but I know it doesn't mean aything good

epprbcu

That's ominous.

Whats the second to last paragraph/line mean?

epprbcu

It's part of a link for their website.

tartar-games

Sad! Sure would be a shame if a rival game company leaked it!

We. we would but we don't actually know what it means.

asphodel-inc

They're closing in it doesn't matter anymore

They already know what I know

tartar-games

Have you tried running away? “Whistle-blowing?” Hey, certain rival game companies would love to take everyone who isn’t them down a notch.

asphodel-inc

Hello there I'm a representative of Asphodel Inc.

We would like to inform you that this supposed "rogue employee" has been reprimanded for misusing our Social media presence to spread dangerous conspiracy theories. ☺️

tartar-games

Hi! We’re representatives of Tartar Games despite them doing their best to contain us.

Who do you think you’re fooling here?

asphodel-inc

Fooling?

Would you please clarify? ☺️

asphodel-inc

I am spilling the beans

hello there

this is a rouge asphodel employee writing

I have discovered the truth tht upper management has concealed

I have already left the country

but I dont think that will save me

/employee-portal/597872.html

I dont know exactly what that means, but I know it doesn't mean aything good

epprbcu

That's ominous.

Whats the second to last paragraph/line mean?

epprbcu

It's part of a link for their website.

tartar-games

Sad! Sure would be a shame if a rival game company leaked it!

We. we would but we don't actually know what it means.

asphodel-inc

They're closing in it doesn't matter anymore

They already know what I know

tartar-games

Have you tried running away? “Whistle-blowing?” Hey, certain rival game companies would love to take everyone who isn’t them down a notch.

asphodel-inc

Hello there I'm a representative of Asphodel Inc.

We would like to inform you that this supposed "rogue employee" has been reprimanded for misusing our Social media presence to spread dangerous conspiracy theories. ☺️

#epprbcu #exclamation point pfp rpg blog cinematic universe #!cu #punctuationverse #eppfprpg

We categorically deny the validity of the contents of the recent blasphemous slander post against us that was a clear attempt to damage our impeccable reputation.

Our CEO has made a public statement regarding the incident.

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Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality

Anya is LIVE right now

FREE

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

asphodel-inc

I am spilling the beans

hello there

this is a rouge asphodel employee writing

I have discovered the truth tht upper management has concealed

I have already left the country

but I dont think that will save me

/employee-portal/597872.html

I dont know exactly what that means, but I know it doesn't mean aything good

epprbcu

That's ominous.

Whats the second to last paragraph/line mean?

epprbcu

It's part of a link for their website.

tartar-games

Sad! Sure would be a shame if a rival game company leaked it!

We. we would but we don't actually know what it means.

asphodel-inc

They're closing in it doesn't matter anymore

They already know what I know

#epprbcu #exclamation point pfp rpg blog cinematic universe #eppfprpg #!cu #punctuationverse

We have a program for recent college graduates!

Do you want a job here at Asphodel? Are you a recent college graduate? Well apply now for an internship with a high chance of permanent employment!

Apply now!

Here's what some attendees said:

"I loved the learning opportunities."

- Maya Shay

"I got to work alongside Asphodel professionals!"

- Alex Ell

"I was able to get a great job due to my experience at Asphodel."

- Max Payne

"And Who Are You Supposed To Be"

"From" "Someone Definitely Unrecognizable"

I'm a representative of the Asphodel Corporation! If you have any questions please do ask.

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The epprbcu is set in the 2030s milord

In that case, let the founding be 2007.

#ooc #epprbcu

🥂 Celebrating 25 years since founding! 🎉

Here at Asphodel we are having a celebration for reaching the milestone of a quarter of a century of existence!

Learn more

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Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality

Anya is LIVE right now

FREE

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

Excited to announce that we're partnering with Elysium on a new project to develop innovative new software solutions for the gaming industry. Stay tuned for more updates! #AsphodelInc #partnership #innovation

asphodel-inc

Our team recently attended the Elysium Videogame Expo conference in Ireland, where we had the opportunity to connect with industry leaders and learn about the latest trends in software development. We're excited to bring back what we learned and continue to develop innovative new solutions for our customers.

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We're announcing that we may start working with Elysium on new, innovative, videogame solutions.

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