SIREN.

          ‘ would’ve broken more than that if his little protection friends hadn’t bounded in –––– god ! pretty certain every guy in that department has little dick syndrome. ’

          ‘ you’re right, i probably don’t slap people as often as she does which should make you feel better. you’re part of her life, why wouldn’t she care? oh, and what do you suggest instead? turning up at her door so she can slap you again? don’t be an asshole, give her the space she needs and she’ll come back. ’

          ‘ kinks? please, i’m always talking kinks. so you’re a silver fox kind of girl? you like the idea of having some nice older man that’ll stroke your hair in the morning and choke you at night? i can get behind that; not like i had a bad relationship with my dad, but i see the appeal. oh c’mon, i was enjoying our little slumber party secrets sharing thing! tell me more! ’

          ‘ –––– –– oh. in that case, you should probably work on that. do i what? have a pain kink? only when you’re talking nipple clamps and whips, not needles up my clit. why? do you like needles in strange places? ’

          ‘ –––– –– sounds like someone needs a hug, wanna’ bring it in new buddy? ’

          ‘ –––– –– her palm against your face implies nothing, we’re still friends aren’t we? she’s in SHOCK, learning that you’ve had a life-changing operation and that you might die soon? it’s... a lot to take in. ’

          ‘ i was actually implying he had a needle dick, but never mind, baby steps. ––– – the pain thing though? irrelevant. some guys get off on it. ’

          ‘ god, sorry, bit taken aback there; you’re actually willing to do this––– –– whatever this is? this... weird ceasefire? sounds good to me, pretty sure i was starting to resort to playground insults anyway. ’

          ‘ ––– – she’s gonna’ forgive you, wolfie; you know that right? ’