Asmodeus-682 nsfw sideblog

First Aid: Yes, actually, I do! Okay, get this: one time, while Vortex was in the middle of eating me out, he just stopped. He straight up quit, and before I could ask why, he looked me dead in the optics and began critiquing my diet.

Ambulon: Wow, that’s—wait… wait, what?

First Aid: Right? That’s exactly what I said, but no. No, he claimed to be some sort of “valve expert” and then started saying things like he could he tell which nutrients I was deficient in by simply—

soundwave: is that an order?

megatron, getting tired of this shit: does it need to be?

hell yeah i'm so excited for these bad boyssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mer-Mating: A Study by Dr. Rung, PHD

6: Odd-Couples and Egg Laying

Though attempts have been made to discourage mating between merformers which are unable to breed, life always finds a way of surprising us. Many of these couples will make up for failed breeding by simply mating more often, which results in carriers carrying larger amounts of ‘dud eggs’ for the purpose of processing and removing non-compatible genetic material from their bodies.

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Please m’lord I am starved 🤲

i doubt that youre starving ive been drawing it SO much dude

MYEEEES OF COURSE BELOVED MUTUAL i can absolutely draw that. and in fact! I will!!

Methinks i got a bit carried away.