Xandra

B is for boot,

C through G follow in suit

When I was a child I knew

That happiness started with an H,

But now it starts with U

i’m so sorry ☺️🔫

-Ellie

Let me spell out happiness for you real quick, yes?

c o c a i n e

You’re not sorry, doll, I wonder how many of these you’ve got, until you get tired of me dodging those pickup lines.

also, kiss me if i’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

-Ellie ;)

A lightweight? What a cute little doll you are. Perhaps I can train you, so you’ll become a little bit less of a lightweight, hm?

I’ve been doing okay, Ellie doll. There’s been a problem with a vitamin delivery, but I’ve got it sorted out.

Well Sarah is one hot woman, I’ll give ya that, but you wouldn’t say she’s hotter than me, would you doll?

They do exist, have ya ever seen a damn turtle?

-bunny🐇

-sem🥺

I know you will be.

- Dani

Life is always crazy.

Been okay, it’s fucking boiling in Vegas. Ice cold wine and cocktails for me, the only way to get through the day, and don’t forget your SPF.

-Ellie

Tried them, didn’t like them. Edibles are for pussies. Grow up and do some oxy. Or maybe don’t.

One more slip up and you’re done for, slut.

Oh shut your whore mouth, I will call you whatever the fuck I want to. Someone should fuck you hard enough, you won’t remember your own name, and by someone I mean me because let’s be honest, who else could fuck you that good? Now, I suggest you act a little less like a greedy slut, or I promise it won’t be very pleasurable for you.

Also what are your favorite songs? You seem like someone with good taste.

And if you aren’t too busy, could you give your opinion on the song “Ribs” by Lorde?

-Ellie Doll :)

She’s one hot fucking woman, let me tell you that.

I started this blog because I’m fucking lonely, and I wanted to see what some of my friends were up to, which is hilarious considering everyone decided to fuck off, not that I care because it means I have more babygirls to myself now, kinda ironic, don’t you think?

My music taste is all over the place, doll, but I like this song “Do it for me” by Rosenfeld. Oh and “4 morant” by Doja something. Really depends on what kinda mood I’m in, but I’ve been playing these a lot recently.

Ribs? It’s a great fucking song, perfect for car rides late at night, yknow? Really makes you think about shit.

I’ll be wanting to know you? Quite fucking bold of you, but alright, use the single fucking chance you have, entertain me. Don’t fuck it up, slut.

Also thank you for the advice. I’m so sick and tired Of fake people. I’m going places without fake people.-Babydoll

They all do whatever I want.

Anytime, babydoll, and you sure are quite fucking smart, aren’t you? So you’ll know you’re better off without them anyways.

-Stefani 💜

-Stefani 💜

Today’s fucking miserable, but fuck everyone and everything, how are ya?

Tell them to suck a dick, doesn’t matter if you have one or nah. They can suck your imaginary dick and choke on it.

In all honesty, babydoll, fuck them, but not literally. No company is better than bad fucking company. You might miss them but you don’t deserve to be surround by toxicity, it’ll just upset you or some shit. You’ll realize you deserve a lot fucking more, once you have good people around you, might take a lot of fucking time but being by yourself is good, too. I mean, look at me.

Do I know you, or something? God, you’re so fucking greedy, it’s hilarious.