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Pearl, what do you think of the 90s version of D,D, and more D?
“Ugh… we don’t speak of that edition. Simply put it was… a neon clad nightmare… I still shudder to even think about it!”
(imo I’d like to think Pearl lowkey kept up with D, D, and More D across the years for some unconscious reason. Not cause she remembered Ford or anything but because she somehow remembered her interest in it post memory erasure. She probs didn’t have anyone to play with her (which is sad) but still.)
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Stonemason, are you and Dipper best buddies now that you've found common ground with the whole Pink Diamond was Rose Quartz thing and your mutual revenge on Yellow Diamond?
“Friends? You honestly assume my other half and I are anything anything remotely close to friends? Please, don’t be stupid. Mason and I are simply in a collaborative alliance against a certain Diamond I won’t mention here and once we’ve at last succeeded in shattering her, then any sort of “goodwill” or whatever you call it between us will reach its much needed end. Which is something I certainly can’t wait for considering how exhaustively overemotional Mason is about everything to the point that he feels the need to keep our partnership hidden from his companions for… some asinine reason, whatever that might be.”
(So idk I imagined this early on during the Redeemed Stonemason thing where the ground between Stonemason and Dipper is still rather uneven and tense. Later on he will start to actually value Dipper as a friend though, in his kinda… limited understanding on friendship and whatnot)
Abigail, what's up with your sister and her eye?
“What, ya mean Ava’s heterochromia? Yeah, I’ve always thought her eyes being two different colors is pretty cool but she apparently doesn’t think so for some weird reason. She gets all embarrassed about it, sorta like how Dad gets all flustered when Mom flips his hair up so she can kiss him on his really awesome birthmark. Guess getting all awkward and touchy about secret cool stuff like that runs in the family (well for those two at least, cause I know if I had something cool like that, I’d show it off to everyone all the time!)”
(Aww Abigail is adorable. But yeah she might maybe have a lowkey inferiority complex (she is the younger of the two new Pines twins too so that probs doesn’t help anything)
So, to the Crystal Twins: What was it like learning that Sapphire was actually Blue Diamond?
Swap!Mabel: “Uh… w-well… Its… kind of a lot to take in… but on the bright side, at least our moms didn’t shatter anyone! O-on the other side…”
Swap!Dipper: “M-Mom was Blue Diamond. Which means I’m technically Blue Diamond. W-which means-”
Swap!Mabel!: “Dipper…”
Swap!Dipper: “…I… I don’t know what it could mean… not this time…”
(oof these two kids would be ALL kinds of emotionally messed up over that kinda reveal. Especially Dipper. And ya’ll know how much I like that Dipper angst hence why my love for Swap has grown exponentially as a result)
So uh Bill, just wondering, who do find more fun to torment: Dipper or Steven? Just asking out of morbid curiosity!
“Come on, kid, you’re thinkin inside the box here! Why would I waste time picking between Pine Tree and Rosebud…”
“When I can ruin BOTH of their lives at the exact same time!?”
“And by the time I’m through with him, I guarantee poor little Rose Tree will be CRACKING under the pressure! AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!”
(lol insert a joke about R/M/D here cause that arc ender gonna break all our hearts and souls I just know it ya’ll think Bill’s fuckin shit up now just wait until we get there, things are gonna get fucking BRUTAL)
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Amber what would you think of your Relationship with dipper was like before he became stonemason
“W-well… at first I must admit that I didn’t think much of Dipper. In my limited understanding of things, he was just… yet another subject set to undergo my Diamond’s process. And yet… I all too quickly learned he was so much more than just another simple human. What a shame it was that I realized just how precious and worth protecting he was only after it far too late to save him from his horrible fate… “
(Oy that Amber angst… seriously tho I love this gem and hopefully everyone else will too once she’s properly introduced in UF2, she is gonna be like the one bright spot Dipper has amidst so much horrible shit and that’s what lets me rest easy at night)
Gem Bros Stepper, how do you feel each time you come into existence?
“It feels great! We–I mean, Dipper and Steven form me basically any time they’re having fun together, so you can imagine that I come around… a lot. N-not that I’m complaining! I love existing! I-is… is that a weird thing to say? I feel like it might be… Oh well!”
(Awww Gem Bros Stepper is such a pure, good boyo full of sweet brotherly love. What a precious fusion)
Bismuth, do you think you could create a weapon to take down Bill Cipher?
“Pfft, if I can make a weapon that can take down a Diamond, you better believe I can whip up something to take down that square of a triangle! Especially after what he did to my friends; if that Cipher chump thinks I’m gonna take something like that lying down, then he’s got another thing coming cause I’m gonna Bismuth him up!”
(er idk Bismuth puns are hard. Either way this is like… the first time I’ve ever written for Bismuth… huh. Its a lot of fun.)
Wait, I already asked that. Ok, new question. Dipper, can we take a look at the sword Ford made you?
“Oh, you mean the Sword of Seasons? Yeah, this thing is great! I still can’t believe Great Uncle Ford was able to make a sword that can catch on fire, freeze itself, and produce lightning and he decided to just give something this cool to me! Which is why I plan on taking super good care of it so it’ll last me for years to come!”
(Pfft yeah that sword has about another arc to live and then its fuckin doneskis sorry kiddo you’re just destined to lose all your swords until ya get one literally attatched to your arm)
Ford how do you feel about Rose being Pink diamond?
“Hmph. The revelation is frustratingly unsurprising in retrospect, as surprising as it was to all of us. Still, its not so much the fact that Rose lied to just about all of us all that time about her identity, its that she lied about… certain knowledge she had that would have proven to be invaluable if she hadn’t withheld it all solely for the sake of saving face! I used to think that Rose Quartz–or Pink Diamond or whoever she was was the one person or Gem I could trust above all else. But knowing what I know now, I wouldn’t trust her if she was the last Gem on earth!”
(oof Ford is gonna take the whole Rose/Pink reveal hard for… reasons. Let’s just say reasons and leave it at that. Because spoilers)
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(Mid-Rebellion) Pink Diamond, how do you feel about the other three Diamonds?
“Ugh… None of them listen to anything I have to say! I keep trying to convince them to stop the Earth invasion, that I don’t want this planet to be colonized anymore, but they just keep insisting that I ‘finish what I started’! How can they be so… so stubborn!?”
(Why, Pink, its almost like they took a page outta your book! But yeah damn I can only imagine what the tension between Pink and the other Diamonds must have been like back in those days smh this bitch started a war and they still didn’t listen to her wow)
Hey Bill how do you feel about White Diamond?
“…There’s something seriously wrong with that rock. And coming from ME, that’s saying something.”
(lol big bad Bill is scared of a smilely glowing, t posing mom imo what a baby)
GR Gideon, how do you really feel about Mabel after she helped save your life?
“H-how do I feel for her? Well, I can tell ya this much I don’t got any feelings for her if that’s what you’re thinkin! S-So what if she saved me from a ghost and looked really nice in that ballgown and is amazin’ with a sword a-and is really smart and fun? She’s still borin’ ol Mabel Pines, no matter how gosh darn cute she is!”
(oooo someone’s got a fuckin crush huh? But yeah I imagine GR Gideon would still have a bit of a southern drawl though it’d be kinda downplayed compared to his UF counterpart. Still noticable, but like I said, downplayed.)
Hey Stonemason, do you feel the urge to shatter Steven at all, especially since he's defending the Diamonds?
“N-no… why would I ever want to shatter Dipper’s–I mean, my dear friend Steven, even if he seems to be perfectly fine allying himself with the wretched, duplicitous, treacherous Diamond whose responsible for my miserable existence in the first place?! W-why, I don’t know what could ever make you even think such a thing because I-I’m certainly not thinking it!”
(Ooof that is one forced amicable grin if I’ve ever saw one. You better believe that both Dipper and Stonemason spend pretty much a huge portion of Legs from Here to Homeworld internally screaming in outrage and frustration though I mean there’s honestly no way they wouldn’t)
Ava, are you ashamed of your green eye? Why do you feel the need to hide it?
“W-what?! W-who told you my eyes were different colors!? Whoever they were they were totally lying! My eyes are both brown, duh! In fact they’re so brown that I don’t even see the need to show you the other one! I-I’m not hiding anything! You’re hiding something!”
(smh Ava is way more like her dad than she’d like to admit lol)
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Opal, how would you describe yourself?
“A giant woman!”
(Imo Steven said it best, didn’t he?)
Gem Bros Connie, are you jealous that Steven fused with Dipper before he did the same with you?
“Well, no not really. Steven and Dipper are brothers (well, not literally, but still), they’ve known each other their entire lives. It kinda makes sense that they’d end up fusing before any of the rest of us since they’re so close. Besides, just because Stepper was formed before Stevonnie doesn’t mean Stevonnie never happened, right?”
(Awww, Gem Bros Connie is a cutie. She’s also rather wise and imo I imagine a good bit… calmer idk if that’s the right word but either way she’s probably more chill than UF Connie (less stressed out I guess)