[Jesus fucking Christ, where do I begin. I got kicked out and had to move across the country, got big time manipulated by people, haven't had most of my meds since November, and am just Big Fucking Tired. But I remember this blog being really fun, and I have a lot of titular asks in my inbox and even some unfinished sketches.
This blog is how I met my wonderful partners and we've been together a year now. I'm not going to let it die.
If you guys still want to see more of me, just sound off, leave a little comment, something. I promise it helps, guys. The blog will be back soon.
[ON the topic of continuing this blog, actually, I like the simple HSΒ² artstyle but it's not actually the HSΒ² style anymore, is it. We got Hot Twunk Dirk and all that, and I don't know if I can replicate that style, but I can try. I may make this blog a confusing mashup of my own art style and the old HSΒ² if that's alright. The new style has a little more nuance to it that doesn't mesh quite right with the way I usually draw. Color grading and all that. Let me know what you think.
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[Jesus fucking Christ, where do I begin. I got kicked out and had to move across the country, got big time manipulated by people, haven't had most of my meds since November, and am just Big Fucking Tired. But I remember this blog being really fun, and I have a lot of titular asks in my inbox and even some unfinished sketches.
This blog is how I met my wonderful partners and we've been together a year now. I'm not going to let it die.
If you guys still want to see more of me, just sound off, leave a little comment, something. I promise it helps, guys. The blog will be back soon.
[Sorry for no updates recently. Got a new job and have been really depressed. I have some sketches and a lot of good asks to reply to, but it may be a bit. Thanks for sticking with me.
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[Didn't want to just not post anything for 4/13, so here's a little sketch of me. Your regularly scheduled Ultimate Dirk content will likely be back soon now that my meds are properly working again.
[Quick unscheduled update! Went to the hospital this morning because I've been experiencing withdrawal symptoms for a week or so. I feel like shit, yay! There are a few really good asks I want to get to, and I will, but fuck man is everything just going fucktangular. Didn't think I'd have to explain that on this little blog but I feel bad for leaving people hanging.
[Depression and innersys issues might make posts slightly sporadic. Don't stop sending in questions, though, the interesting ones are what give me the inspiration to continue working on this blog. I do want to update every day, but I don't have a lot of motivation.
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If I'm being completely facetious with you, there are too many to pick from. So much chocolatey fucking goodness. Should I pick orange cream, to be thematic? Mint, because fucking mint? In true personal fashion I've decided to settle on the original because they're way easier to get in bulk and the void has a Walmart.
if not heart, what other aspect would you like to have been assigned
Really making me crack open a few textbooks, aren't you? Buckle the fuckle up, chucklefucks, this one's going to be a dissertation. I'll even be so kind as to split it off so as not to disturb your precious tumblr feed.
First of all, let's get something out of the way. I'm answering this question more in the context of what I think would fit me, not what I think would be the most useful or conducive to the grand scheme. If I were going with that idea, the answer would be Space, full stop. That's a rather undramatic and not very interesting answer, though, so instead I'm taking the initiative as usual to do what I want to do.
The first step is to eliminate some obvious choices. While Void matches my creativity and skepticism, most of it completely undermines my lust to know literally everything at all times. Life would imply that I am anything but destructive to other people, intentionally or not. Hope is laughable. I've given some thought to Blood and Breath, the prophet and the protagonist, but neither holds much weight when the rest of the aspect is considered. I'm sure a case could be made for each of these, but I will not be doing so.
Rage would be among those immediately discarded, except for the fact that inherently, the core of the aspect is destruction. While I have devoted myself now to the prospect of creation and new life, it's not a forgotten fact that destruction runs in my veins as a Prince. I would implore that you simply imagine an Ultimate Prince of Rage. Kurloz could never. However, I eventually settled on this being an impossibility due to the connection Rage shares with madness, because fuck knows I would never get anywhere if my head was full of stupid clown shit.
Another that I likely would have discarded is Light, though it holds more weight than Rage. It's the opposite of Void, the hunger of knowing all and seeing all, to understand the very fabric of the universe. Of course, a Seer of Light would be an extremely handy player to have in their Ultimate form. This ended up not going further after some speculation and pontification, mostly because Light players are heavily associated with water and absolutely fuck the ocean.
I'm sure you expected Doom to be on this list, and it is. Fate's chosen sufferers and all that. A Prince would turn this notion inside out, the essence of self-destruction and fatalistic overwhelming. It's funny, really, the fact that I could just as easily been assigned as a Doom player if one were needed. Sacrifice and judgement are also two words reminiscent of myself, of course. In actuality, though, I don't have the social skills or empathy to stick it out as a Doom player. It wouldn't come off right.
I've already mentioned Space, of course, so let me get a little further into that. Without defaulting to the obvious point of Space players pulling the strings for extremely long periods of time without needing to make this information known, I find the power and responsibility to be something that not only would I be able to handle, but I would most likely be given in any session spawning a Space player. It's all about delayed gratification and understanding that while the little things may not be important to others, and they may not even be important now, they will absolutely be important later and should go correctly the first time. Unfortunately, Space players have a strong connection with life and I don't see that fitting in with me, or a Prince at all for that matter.
So now we get down to my two choices - surprise, I won't be making a concrete decision between these two.
Let's go with the obvious first, Mind. While it might seem counterintuitive to even consider the counterpart of my current aspect, given that each pair are generally complete opposites, I've come to the conclusion that Mind is something I've already quite often affiliated myself with. It may speak to my nature that I have done my best to conquer the shortcomings that being a Heart player naturally gifted me with, but I am a planner, a thinker, and a decision maker. Logic is core to my person. The only reason I'm not entirely certain about this one is because of the sense of justice that Terezi has bled all over the understanding of the aspect itself, but that's not concrete and may in fact not be an issue.
Lastly, of course we have to consider Time. I respect Dave, but if I were to borrow his aspect, I don't doubt for a second I wouldn't give it back. While I believe Space powers are more helpful for what I'm currently looking to do, Time powers would be my personal choice. It's true that time-hopping takes a toll and briefly causes chaos, but with the proper setup and someone who actually understands the fabric of time from the get-go, it's extremely powerful. Not only that, but the aspect itself suits me as well. Goal-focused and a problem-solver, struggling because everything needs to be just the way I want it to be. The issue is again the empathy, but that's not a core part of being a Time player.
So to conclude, I think either Mind or Time would fit me quite well. Not as well as Heart, of course, which is why I believe I'll stick with that, but this hypothetical scenario was fun and interesting to write a little essay for. Have fun analyzing it.
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Sir, if you don't mind me asking, if you can go back and save any splinter who would it be, and why is it Hal
I've been expecting this question. You see, I don't have to save any of them. They're all still here, they're just a part of me now. Every last fragment of any Dirk from any canon timeline is within me, that's what makes me the Ultimate Dirk.
You're right, though. If I had to pick one, it would be him.
What you're smelling is my lush fucking hair product, my delightfully uncultured internet nobody. This shit was originally made by actual live bears or something like that. Or maybe it was made out of the bears. You know, I never actually looked into it.