Who wants a piece of the champ?

"No, I don't think I would want. But just to feed your interest in that. I will pose for a picture of Malphite and I arm wrestling."

"IT is somewhat like a curious child who keeps seeking for 'knowledge'. He also reminds me of seasoned baby octopus."

Jax quietly flip his tumblr avatar for this special occasion. 

"Good, keep telling yourself that, pal.” He pats Pantheon by his shoulder. “You shouldn’t mind me continuously hitting you with it.”

// I would be lying if this is not actually created for this ask.

"I suppose I pick the nice sparkling mace." He laughed.

Magazine Cover xDDD

"What? am I really being called that?" He blinked before he cleared his throat. "I suppose the use of the word rapist to define me is because I make my opponent feel helpless, uncomfortable and uneasy --- like how the rapist makes the victims feel. I am just unstoppable. I am capable in jumping on one and knock the stars into that champion then I continue giving the next one the same treatment. I am dangerous in the field and under a skilled summoner my opponent runs when they see me. You want to experience my pole?"

“Sometimes.” He murmured trying to think of any juicy stories to share but he is just feeling sluggish today. “I tend to step on Teemo? Hmmm... I will tell you a better story some other day.”

"Yes, it is very boring behind my desk so I went out to be a mercenary at times to get some blood on my hands. To the summoners who think High Councilor Reginald Ashram - who cares? That title doesn’t make me a good champion, it is my skills. I know he is a good looking person, but I am far better looking guy.”

"Ok, ok, look at this straw. I can use this to slaughter a freshly hunted cow." He let out a dry cough. "The lamppost does not reduce my power. I am just limited in my full potential of skills without a real efficient weapon. A brass lamppost actually does breaks easily if you use it on combat. I just know how to handle it." He sighed, "If you still don't understand what I mean, watch this video, it might help explain more."

"hmmmm... ya... it is a special lamppost alright. Of course, I didn't randomly pick up any lamppost to beat up another champions with."

Concerning what's behind my 'mask'. I am certain you agree that Master Yi only have a pair of eyes. This 'mask' of mine could be some special 'goggles', either that I might be Baron's unspoken offspring, and with that can be the reason why I am in the 'League' to have a passionate reunion with my beloved 'mother'. Ha ha ha.

"When I was young, I enjoy playing in the forest... One day, I got lost in some forest... some forest fills with invisible squishy explosives plantations. I can't remember details but I have enlightenment after that day. I can proudly said that this is self-taught magic skills developed by playing in that forest... and because I am talented. Ha, ha, ha." He shook his head slightly. "Ok, maybe I really learned some 'magic' here and there through my mercenary jobs. Does this knowledge helps you in fields against me?"