Its all your fault.
Shinji: How is it my fault? I didn't ask you to fight on my behalf, let alone randomly go up to people and do that Batman stuff at them.
Sam: I'm sick and tired of hearing things about you, and so I set out to figure out what's going on. And it was a big ass mistake.
Shinji: *quietly* And the result?
Sam: Giving two fucks about anything is what we should stop doing. I'm going home until this is all done, we all actually die in a fiery showcase of Armageddon, or it snows in Hell. Whichever comes first.
Shinji: You can't!
Sam: Watch me. I knew it was a bad idea to stick around. It just reached a boiling point. So you coming home with me, or are we going to dance around the issue?
Shinji: But-
Sam: ....Just be like Elsa and let it go.
Shinji: Can't we-?
Sam: No, and you shouldn't. ...If you want to, you can but I'm not responsible for whatever happens. ...Goodbye. I'll see whenever you feel like it. *exits stage left*








