Overpriced hamburgers? Why not look in the trash

so how was your fight with captain ness~ ?

make yourself a meme

Ask the gay fish a question about the ocean

I really fucking love Shortfin Mako sharks, okay. They’re the fastest sharks and the best at lunging the fuck right out of the water. they’re also warm-blooded and super smart, but most importantly every image of them breaching looks like someone just photoshopped a shark into the sky really badly

So I heard you were going to try to fite the Captain. Okay yeah, just go thrust yourself into danger and attempt to take down a completely insane opponent who has deadly weapons, who's murdered thousands of people, is legitimately trained to kill, and is much much stronger than you. Great idea Sushi, try to see if you can break the world record of 'longest surviving opponent who attempted to fite Captain Ness.' Are you really going to try to fite him?