Ask Edward & Detective

Hello there, and welcome to the blog that my lovely detective decided would be a good idea to start. I have to say, I'm rather intrigued with the prospect of engaging with the lower masses on this site. After all, you need someone to entertain you, don't you?

Edward, you don't need to be rude about it. This is supposed to be fun.

How am I being rude? I'm simply stating the facts, my dear.

Anyways, welcome to our blog! Here, you can ask us any questions you want. Nothing is off limits, provided it's not offensive, racist, homophobic, etc...in some way. None of that here! Feel free to ask us about any of our past or ongoing case, our relationship, or anything that comes to mind.

Yes, yes, remember to remind these feeble pedestrians of the rules, my dear. As for me, you can address me as "Mr. Nigma, Mr. Nigma, sir, The Riddler, Riddler, the Smartest Man in Gotham, or the World's Greatest Everything". But I'm sure all of you knew that, right?

You can just call me Detective. I don't need a bunch of titles like Mr. Ego does here.

My titles are well-deserved. I've earned them. Besides, basic human decency and respect is a lost art, isn't it?

Uh-huh. Well, our ask box is open. Ask anything you want! Edward and I are currently busy working on our next case investigating the Iceberg Lounge, but when we get a chance, we'll answer anything you send our way!

Please, do send something. I'm rather intrigued to know what the silly denizens of Gotham are curious about. But don't be surprised if you might not like the answer you get. After all, you're not going to get all of our dirty little secrets out of us that easily, are you? It's a privilege we're even speaking to you at all.

Edward, no need to be rude. Sorry about him!

Shush, my dear. Don't apologize to the plebians. Now, let's return to our case, shall we? Adieu for now, Gotham!

~ Edward and Detective ~

How is your leg doing? I know you have gotten surgeries to have your face reconstructed, but I know the only thing you put on your leg was a brace.

How is it feeling nowadays?

Of course I've played video games. I've even built a few myself. Not that you could ever learn to play them, with a feeble mind such as yours. But to answer your question, I have played a variety of video games, ranging from Minesweeper to Galaga.

A good-for-nothing know-it-all with a God complex and obsession with Superman. The man could take a few pointers from a real genius.

Let’s start with your names, and three- uh- interesting/sexy facts about yourself!

Four for Mr. Dent- of course. (Two for both Harvey and Two face)

Who will be brave enough to go first~?

I can name more than three interesting facts about myself. But since you're asking, I'll name a few:

*Edward remains silent for a moment as he ponders the question, because it's one he's been asking himself for a long time now.*

*But he smirks.*

"Of course I'd never go back to crime. I have more important things in my life now."

@arkhambird

This man got no rizz to speak of lmao

The Mayo Clinic defines mental illness as, "Mental illness, also called mental health disorders, refers to a wide range of mental health conditions — disorders that affect your mood, thinking and behavior." Derangement refers to a state of disorder, confusion, or a disturbance of regular, normal functioning.

Don't you have a dictionary? Or at least the internet??

With say a fridge. For example?

Anyone can answer! I'm just nosey!

I'd like you to meet my girlfriend, Mara!

Mara, this is my mom, my dad, my adopted sister Alina.... and that's a complete bastard named Jonathan Crane

It's nice to meet you, Mara. How did you two meet?

It’s okay tho. We’ll be friends soon enough. I am determined.

I’m already working on my 6’ft spook king Jonathan too. He’s gonna double dose me with fear toxin- ain’t that right John boy?

Yes, I should be considered a king, considering all you fools need someone to lead you. However, we will not be friends. I can assure you of that, simpleton.