sprites hussie should've given us

Terosesprite arrives!

- she/her

- name is pronounced like “teh roh zee” 

- she has already licked you, you just don’t know it yet

- LOVES interrogations

- knows what you are thinking and what you are guilty of

- will put you through the wringer anyways just for fun

- isn’t as loud as Terezi

- is just slightly louder than necessary, though

- she doesn’t like you. the fact that she’s sitting in your lap right now is just a coincidence. shut up.

- can see what would be the most fortuitous path for you and how to get you there

- probably won’t do that

- terezi’s blindness + rose’s not blindness = terose can only see in shades of red/purple

- am i aware that doesnt make any scientific sense? yes. do i care? no

- snarky broad horseshit to the max

- gonna go bother dave now, thanks

DKS: they SEEM pretty chill but every time i try to TALK to them they bail the FUCK out

dunno whats up with that

Introducing Dave^3sprite^2!

- goes by “d3s2″ or “d3″

- or just “y’all”

- mainly they/them (but like in the actually plural way) or he/him sometimes

- refers to themselves as “we” most of the time

- 3 Daves in a trenchcoat if the trenchcoat was a flashing video game construction

- if you thought one Dave was a lot then you haven’t met d3

- triple the Dave means triple the talking

- wishes they could get out of their head

- all three Daves can talk at the same time, this is known as “triplespeak”

- only Rose and Hal can understand the triplespeak, Hal because of computer bullshit and Rose because of seer bullshit

- can’t stay still

- tries to avoid interacting with other dave iterations at all costs

- not particularly interested in romance 

- or friendships outside of rose and hal tbh

- they already have enough company

Davekatsprite^2 is here!

- goes by DKS

- he/him or they/them

- made up of canon Davesprite and a noncanon Karkatsprite

- pretty excitable

- but like not too excitable

- like if you mixed jasprose’s hyperexcitability with kanaya’s stoicism

- likes himself a whole lot

- tends to swing wildly between complete deadpan and shouting wildly

- somewhere around 16-18 yrs old

- aspect is now a mashup of time and blood

- double the knight, double the fight

- no seriously, he can and will throw down at any moment to protect his friends

- will get alpha dave and alpha karkat to date Or Else

- punctuation? dont know her

HHHNNNGG IK AM SORRY KENDMSNDMM