The Paper Man

This particular assignment has got me in a bit of a stir.

Though Pen managed to fish this out for me, to answer your question:

That’s it. That’s them.

There was an entire dimension where the ground reflected the sky. Sometimes you forgot which way was up and which was down! But it was certainly something else.

As for strangest...well these two rocks appeared in my mail bag and I had to climb this mountain to deliver it. The guy on top said he also was a deliverer, but he wasn’t wearing any paper man uniform. At least not one I’ve seen. He also called me an angel or something- maybe he was hitting on me? Who knows.

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@blokestotheleft

@socksual-innuendos

??: NO.

PM: C’mon! They’re friendly.

??: That’s what you said about dimension 264

PM: They’re just curious. Not every day they meet someone like you.

??: Papes- you’re KILLING ME...fine.

Pen: Yeah so my name is Pen. I read all your questions for The Paper Man. That’s...that’s it.

PM: They’re also an amazing writer!

Pen: SHUT THE HELL YOUR MOUTH!!

I’ve known Pen for quite some time now. They come from a dimension made up of a strictly snail society. Snociety if you will. They were a librarian and got furious with me for asking them to help find me a book on how to read. They insisted they come along on the journey and teach me, but there hasn’t been much down time for it. We’re rarely ever apart, though Pen likes to keep to themselves most of the time.

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PM: WHAT??

Sorry I couldn’t hear you. Generally if I find a good song I put it on repeat for at least three months, don’t have a particular favorite though the one I’m listening to right now has been playing for near a year now.

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