Alex Mason

I’m afraid I’ve got a date already. Probably for the best, anyways, I’m a lousy valentine. Good luck finding someone.

Guess I have a pet spider, then.

Is there a return policy on that?

Legally speaking, sure. The CIA figured I was more useful alive, though. They had a lot of ways to keep someone breathing, even back then. After Cuba, I spent a lot of time in hiding until they thought it was safe to let me back into the fray.

He’ll pretend he isn’t, but Frank is a huge sap. He wants to see the best in him. I’m just more of a cynic, I guess.

Frank never wanted to get married 😐 if you were his partner surely you knew that?

He’s a self-important asshole. Most people in this field are, though. I’m mostly apathetic to him, I guess, but I like him less than other people I work with. And I definitely don’t trust him knowing what I know now.

Hm. No, I can’t say that Weaver’s a woman over here. Unless he hasn’t had “the talk” with me.

David was never really into robotics. And also, food was not nearly as expensive as they are nowadays. But I guess I would’ve supported him if he had been.

Hell if I know, I’m not his babysitter. I’m sure he’s alright, though, wherever he is.

I’ve said it before: they were on the wrong side, and they weren’t a good person before the brainwashing as far as I know, but they didn’t deserve it. No one deserves that.

What is “fw”? I don’t mind dogs, or cats, and I definitely don’t mind a nice breeze, if that’s what you’re asking.

I’m not picky. Being starved in a Russian Gulag will do that to you.

If Russell “Red White and Blue” Adler is brainwashed, I’ll eat my boots. Without sauce. Knowing what I do now, it’s hard to see him as anything except what he is.

Of course I am. I may be old but I’m not a bigot.