A South Park ask blog (with New Kid OC!!)

Kyle’s 2 headaches 

Crystal violently began to smash the buttons of the controller, trying to force her poor, poor Pikachu to eat some virtual food.

“Crystal, holy crap, it’s just a-“

“PIKACHU I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DONT MOVE—LISTEN TO ME, DAMMIT!!”

“It’s just a-“

“DOWN! DOWN!!”

“CRYSTAL!”

The blonde snorted, “IT’S JUST A GAME!”

“You’re just a game,” Crystal grumbled in response, concentrating on making the Pokémon do her virtual bidding.

“Now, I’m going to need you to-hEY!”

Suddenly, the N64 was out of service.

The words ‘no signal’ floated about the screen.

Next to the screen stood none other than K. McCormick.

“Did you just-“

“Crystal-“

“Did you just unplug my game?”

She put down the controller and got up, Kenny immediately recognising what he’d done as a mistake, “fuck, uh, Crystal-“

“I’m going to kILL YOU LIKE YOU KILLED MY PIKACHU!!”

She suddenly lunged forward, Kenny falling backwards, stumbling, and managing a rather decent landing, despite the resounding thump that echoed throughout the room.

He let go of the cables, doing the first thing that came to mind—flipping them around so that she was on the bottom and tickling her until she gave up.

Though, unfortunately, nothing.

“I’m not ticklish.”

At first, Kenny just stayed there, frozen, though he quickly figured out a way.

He continued to do what he was doing until he found her own special little ticklish spot, causing Crystal to squirm and laugh beneath him.

“You don’t, Huh?”

“F-fuck! No! Stop it!” She called out, unable to hold back her laughter, “oh—oh my god!!”

She tried to move a hand up to stop him, though one of his hands caught it just in time, pinning it down.

“Kenny! No!”

She continued to laugh and squirm.

After a bit of this, he leaned forward, pecking her lips and staring at her, opening his mouth to speak only for Crystal to take advantage, suddenly managing to flip them back over and doing the same to him.

After a while, the two were on the floor, their giggles dying out, “I hate you, Kenneth. I hope you know that.”

“I love you, too.”

Kenny scooted towards her and winked, only to realise that she had something in her hand.

“What are you doing?”

He glanced over at the gaming system they possessed, then behind it, only to realise that it was plugged in once again.

He couldn’t figure out /when/ she did it.

“Crystal, no.”

Before he knew it, the game, once again, began.

a softer sequel to this

angel - what’s one character trait you like about yourself?

doll - what’s your favourite outfit? 

pumpkin - what’s your favourite weather and why?

baby - what makes you feel better when you’re down?

sugarpie - what’s your favourite sweet treat?

kitten - are you a dog person or a cat person?

princess - if you could live in any other time period, which would it be?

peach - what’s your ideal aesthetic?

darling -  what romantic gesture makes you feel the most loved?

button - do you have a type? what is it like?

sweet pea - what’s your favourite flower?

petal - what’s your favourite smell or perfume?

sunshine - what’s the nicest compliment you’ve ever gotten?

baby girl - how do you like to be held?

lover - how do you show someone you like them?

buttercup - what does/would your online dating bio say?

boo - what’s your dream date?

cupcake - if you’re treating yourself, what do you do?

wild thing - what’s something about you that surprises people?

bubba - tell me a funny story from your childhood. 

honey - what’s your favourite hot drink?

love bug - what song would you love to have sung to you?

cutie - what’s your favourite fairytale?

dumpling - what’s your favourite movie right now?

my love - what would your dream home be like?

first date: describe your ideal first date.

first kiss: what’s the best way to be kissed?

preference: sexuality? what’s your ‘type’?

blush: what could someone do this valentine’s to make you feel special?

hand holding: do you like pda?

family: how important is your family’s approval of your s.o.?

doves: what’s the most romantic thing someone’s done for you?

love hearts: where were you when you met your crush?

candy: favourite thing to eat on a date?

100th date: would you prefer to stay in or go out this valentine’s?

roses: do you like picnic dates?

giggle: what’s more important in an s.o.: intelligence or humour?

lace: who looks best in your favourite colour?

cupid: have you ever been set up? have you ever set anyone else up? how did it go?

lovebirds: at what point in a relationship would you make it ‘public’?

love knots: would you like to forget the person you shared your first kiss with?

promise ring: who do you see yourself being with in two years?

ballad: best love song?

aphrodite: how important are looks?

angel: do you like ‘bad boys’ or sweethearts more?

harp: have you ever written a poem for a crush?

red: where will you be spending february 14th?

love notes: who was your last valentine? where are they now?

flowers: what’s the best romantic gift to give someone?