Ask Mysterious Kites

Mod Marissa: I would have to choose either Black Widow or Spiderman

Mod Marissa: Too many asks so we need to catch up

Human Kite: Toolshed is pretty handy!

Mysterion: Kite, here I thought we were friends…

Mysterion: We have a ton of questions, dude

Hey there everyone! Welcome to Mysterion and Human Kite’s ask blog. This blog contains a shit ton of swearing (Its South Park, of course it does) Let’s begin with some rules of the blog.

Rules:

1. NO NSFW these boys are 10 years old (Even though specifically Kenny, will probably show suggestive actions and words)

2. No trying to set yourself up with them, this isn’t your OC fantasy alright? You can give them small signs of affections like hugging or tiny kisses on the cheeks. 

3. No requests for future fucking children, please.

4. You can ask other members of Freedom Pals once they’re introduced in the blog, keep in mind the main two people you can always ask are Kite and Mysterion.

5. Sometimes they will be out of costume, but you’re allowed to still ask them things about being a hero and stuff (For ex: Hey Mysterion, how’s the Netflix series? Kenny can answer as himself and NOT Mysterion: Oh not bad)

6. There will be small story arcs at a given point.

7. Don’t harass the kiddos or the mods.

8. Don’t spam questions, we will get to it once we get to it. (Believe it or not, these mods have lives)

9. Don’t try to force a specific ship on to us. 

10. Inappropriate or negative asks will just be ignored and deleted and it could lead to you getting blocked so be careful on what you fucking say. 

11. Have fun and don’t be a dick

~Mod Marissa + Mod Chili