Ask the Men of Progress

If this is about my black eye, that happened from playing with Blitzporo. Try not to believe everything you read on the Hexnet.

I think we’ve both decided on our suits, we have our rings, the cake has been decided on…That’s all we need for a wedding, right?

Good news is that I think I found my wedding suit! Bad news is that Viktor won’t let me share any photos. Everyone will just have to wait until the big day!

I absolutely will! And Viktor would do the same for me!

Shaving is part of my morning routine, so I I always end up shaving every time I try growing the beard back. Viktor regularly tries stealing my razors. I guess I should just let him get away with it…

That is not, and has never been, a service we offer.

We don’t play card games very often, but to avoid any arguments with my dear fiancé, I will say that we are both equals. The two of us always think several steps ahead and tend to over analyze everything.

Yeah, I’m fine! Blitzporo and I were playing and they headbutt me.

-Jayce

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