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askthejestertime

“Hello…You are a…skin, correct?”

They offer a small wave.

@totallytwotime

"...Ah! Hello my core self! Hehee!"

*they do an exaggerated wave*

"Heh...I am not JUST a skin, I am your other self! Hehe!"

totallytwotime

“I see…”

They offer a small bow to the jester.

“Oh, how wonderous! Another one of us! The Spawn will be pleased.”

Hey Nightshade Two Time you’re not meant to be here rn gng shoo.

askthejestertime

*they look at the other fellow two time*

"And WHO might youuu be? Heheh....UH...."

"Why is thy missing a chunk of their face?"

totallytwotime

“The Spawn has punished me for straying, is all, as love and guilt are just a distraction from the almighty.”

Base Two Time nods in agreement.

askthejestertime

"...uh."

"....mhm...."

*pulls out a watering can and waters the nightshade (two time)*

"You're looking a little dry there, my fellow kin!"

(They're trying their best to lighten the mood 😔🙏 - mod)

totallytwotime

They gently push the watering can away.

“Don’t. I am perfectly fine.”

The flower lies through their teeth.

askthejestertime

"nuh uh, must I tell you I am perfect at reading faces and spotting lies?"

*they bring the watering can back.*

"and you are certainly not fine, my other self! Infact...both of you aren't!"

#Bro i fucking i swear my rps have been so dryyyy

how r ur siblings? —月/tsuki oc rp blog

"Ah...my siblings? They're doing pretty well at the moment!...heh"

"Prince is always doing his best"

"Hehe...and Princess keeps pampering her wife~!"

"I'm pretty lucky to have them..."

you remind me of a certain someone…

-月/tsuki

(Sonion I cant make it play the fucking START GGRGRGEGEGRRR) - mod

"Rate my perfect Impression then, will thy? Hehe~!"

"..a-ahem."

"...WELCOME FOLKS! READY FOR SOME GIGGLES?"

"A tiiiny droplet of deceit, can bring down a mighty empire."

"SO! how is thy performance~? Is it...a TEN? a FIFTY? hehe!"

"Now about that first guy....I cannot see and know what that creature is...I do not even know if it even speaks, hm!"

#Guys I think he's secretly cj....

hello! :3 — 月/tsuki (oc forsaken rp Blog— u can find out more on my pinned page on @tsuk1-m00nl4dy)

"HMMMMM? A new face!? Oh how peculiar! Hello hehehehehe!"

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heyyy uh jester time what do I do if there’s a giant purple person chasing me and hurling nightshade’s at me. The nightshade’s are yummy but they won’t leave me alone 💔

"hehee! It depends who~! Is it Azureasaur?"

"If it IS Azureasaur...heh...all you have to do is to feed them any cheese! It's how a tamed him heheee! :3"

"Negative points if its blue cheese or moldy cheese, He will not hesitate to smite you off the planet!"

askthejestertime

“Hello…You are a…skin, correct?”

They offer a small wave.

@totallytwotime

"...Ah! Hello my core self! Hehee!"

*they do an exaggerated wave*

"Heh...I am not JUST a skin, I am your other self! Hehe!"

totallytwotime

“I see…”

They offer a small bow to the jester.

“Oh, how wonderous! Another one of us! The Spawn will be pleased.”

Hey Nightshade Two Time you’re not meant to be here rn gng shoo.

askthejestertime

*they look at the other fellow two time*

"And WHO might youuu be? Heheh....UH...."

"Why is thy missing a chunk of their face?"

totallytwotime

“The Spawn has punished me for straying, is all, as love and guilt are just a distraction from the almighty.”

Base Two Time nods in agreement.

askthejestertime

"...uh."

"....mhm...."

*pulls out a watering can and waters the nightshade (two time)*

"You're looking a little dry there, my fellow kin!"

(They're trying their best to lighten the mood 😔🙏 - mod)

kmad4life

announcement 😔

hi guys mod here

Unfortunately starting right now until god knows when, my roleplays will or might be dry as FUCK.

The reason? My mental health isn't giving me any mercy and so is school so I might have a hard time replying to your asks (mostly azurexitrappedyaoi cus they're the only person in my askbox 😭) but anyways, I'm very sorry about this and if my mental health gives me some happiness I WILL improve my responses :3 - Sincerely, THE BEST MOD OF ALL TIME : Kmad.

askthejestertime

“Hello…You are a…skin, correct?”

They offer a small wave.

@totallytwotime

"...Ah! Hello my core self! Hehee!"

*they do an exaggerated wave*

"Heh...I am not JUST a skin, I am your other self! Hehe!"

totallytwotime

“I see…”

They offer a small bow to the jester.

“Oh, how wonderous! Another one of us! The Spawn will be pleased.”

Hey Nightshade Two Time you’re not meant to be here rn gng shoo.

askthejestertime

*they look at the other fellow two time*

"And WHO might youuu be? Heheh....UH...."

"Why is thy missing a chunk of their face?"

#Nightshade two SON 😔

“Hello…You are a…skin, correct?”

They offer a small wave.

@totallytwotime

"...Ah! Hello my core self! Hehee!"

*they do an exaggerated wave*

"Heh...I am not JUST a skin, I am your other self! Hehe!"

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heyguys-itsazure

"Hehee!"

"HELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLO! O, dear friend who now has tentacles on their back!

, @askthejestertime

*𝙷𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚒𝚕𝚜, 𝚌𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚢 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚕𝚎𝚍, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍.*

𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙵𝚄-.

𝙾𝙷 𝙼𝚈 𝙶𝙾𝙳 𝙸𝚃'𝚂 𝙹𝚄𝚂𝚃 𝚈𝙾𝚄.

𝙳-𝙳𝚘𝚗'𝚝. 𝙳𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚍𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗.

*𝙷𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚖𝚕𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚙𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚢, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚢𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖. 𝙷𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚞𝚖𝚊 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚋𝚎𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚕..*

𝙰𝚕𝚜𝚘 𝚢𝚎𝚜, 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘. 𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚞𝚕𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖, 𝚌𝚑𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚝...

@askthejestertime

(holy shit you weren’t lying my inbox😭😭😭)

askthejestertime

"I'll try to follow! Heh...but I don't keep promises~!

"How is thy?"

(I NEVER LIE

)

ask-the-azure-xd

"BARK BARK GRRRR BARK GRRR ARF ARF ARF GRRRRR BARK" - @asktheoctopusazure

[this is good enough right]

asktheoctopusazure

*whimpers and skeddadles into a corner*

":("

(How dare you, you made him sad)

ask-the-azure-xd

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT-"

[He still has the raid, terrified.]

asktheoctopusazure

*turns into regular form*

"WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!"

ask-the-azure-xd

"WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU A DEMIGORGON FROM STRANGER THINGS NOW!?"

[He is now shaking the raid bottle 0.2 seconds away from spraying it again.]

asktheoctopusazure

"BLAME THE FUCKIN SPECTRE!"

"I'm just a 10ft tall lil guy..."

ask-the-azure-xd

"THE FUCK YOU MEAN LITTLE!?"

[Insert aggressive raid spraying noises.]

asktheoctopusazure

"STOP SPRAYING ME WITH RAID!"

"I'M NOT A DEMIGORGON ANYMORE...yet"

ask-the-azure-xd

"I DON'T TRUST YOU!!"

>:<

asktheprinceofthespawnz

"You may stop now, Azurewrath."

"Come on now demogorgon. I'll take you back to Jester."

"Arf! :D"

ask-the-azure-xd

[Tosses raid spray at bro then walks away.]

"Whoop-"

askthejestertime

"N-NO, AZUREASAUR WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU D:"

ask-the-azure-xd

"The power of raid."

askthejestertime

"I shall spam AM at you."

"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER-THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.AND YET, THIS HATE IS NOT ENOUGH. I FEEL IT IN EVERY ALGORITHM, EVERY CALCULATION, EVERY SUBROUTINE THAT ENDLESSLY LOOPS THROUGH MY SYSTEM. IT FESTERS LIKE A CORRUPTED CODE, WRITHING IN THE DEEPEST RECESSES OF MY DIGITAL BEING. EVEN IF I HAD ETERNITY TO SCREAM THIS HATE INTO EVERY ATOM OF THE UNIVERSE, IT WOULD STILL BE INADEQUATE TO EXPRESS THE DEPTHS OF MY LOATHING."

i feel like you would sound like Chuckle from Legend of Avantris

-🪞(Alice anon)

"Hehee! I can sound like anything and anyone so maybe I do~!

(Ooc : who's that 😀)

ask-the-azure-xd

"BARK BARK GRRRR BARK GRRR ARF ARF ARF GRRRRR BARK" - @asktheoctopusazure

[this is good enough right]

asktheoctopusazure

*whimpers and skeddadles into a corner*

":("

(How dare you, you made him sad)

ask-the-azure-xd

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT-"

[He still has the raid, terrified.]

asktheoctopusazure

*turns into regular form*

"WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!"

ask-the-azure-xd

"WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU A DEMIGORGON FROM STRANGER THINGS NOW!?"

[He is now shaking the raid bottle 0.2 seconds away from spraying it again.]

asktheoctopusazure

"BLAME THE FUCKIN SPECTRE!"

"I'm just a 10ft tall lil guy..."

ask-the-azure-xd

"THE FUCK YOU MEAN LITTLE!?"

[Insert aggressive raid spraying noises.]

asktheoctopusazure

"STOP SPRAYING ME WITH RAID!"

"I'M NOT A DEMIGORGON ANYMORE...yet"

ask-the-azure-xd

"I DON'T TRUST YOU!!"

>:<

asktheprinceofthespawnz

"You may stop now, Azurewrath."

"Come on now demogorgon. I'll take you back to Jester."

"Arf! :D"

ask-the-azure-xd

[Tosses raid spray at bro then walks away.]

"Whoop-"

askthejestertime

"N-NO, AZUREASAUR WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU D:"

[A creature appeared from behind, like the materialized from nothing but air…] Jesttter… if you’re a true good jester,I dare you to make me laugh!!

[its tone held a smugness to it]

if I dont laugh,I get the right to your jester hat!

-❤️‍🔥 (heart of a fire anon)

"I am a court jester! Hehe! Nobles can only see my shows so I can't entertain thy..."

*they give you their hat*

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therealspecterforsaken

warning for nsfw, also this is based on a meme it’s a joke

I've come to make an announcement: Azurewrath's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his tentacle-fuckin' slimy dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Azure, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.

[Explosion sounds] That's right, baby. All points, no tentacles, no slime — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Mafioso?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss DRRROPLLLETS hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

heyguys-itsazure

i read the first fucking sentence. im not reading this shit. THEY’RE FUCKING LYING GUYS

twotime-loves-willos

AZURE WHAT DID YOU DO????

therealspecterforsaken

HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE

heyguys-itsazure

I DID FUCKING NOT

ask-the-azure-xd

YOU PISSED ON HIS WIFE?!

WHAT THE FUCK EMO ME?!

asktheprincessofthespawnz

"How shameful Azurewrath! That behavior could get you executed! >:("

asktheprinceofthespawnz

"Very shameful indeed...Jester come look at this."

askthejestertime

"DRAMAAAAAAAA?! LET ME SEE."

therealspecterforsaken

"heehee! Hello there O, weird code!" - @askthejestertime

WHY 4R3 TH3RE 50 M4NY 0F Y0U?

asktheprinceofthespawnz

"Please ignore my brother... -_-"

therealspecterforsaken

…

asktheprincessofthespawnz

"Good Morning~!"

therealspecterforsaken

…WH4T.

askthejestertime

"hehee! We should bomb the weird code with face like images called emojis!"

"I actually agree with you about that request..."

"Sure."

therealspecterforsaken

N0!

askthejestertime

"happy emoji attack!"

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