Jack Spicer, Just got a job at Best Buy

Yeah, but I mean, I used to build magical item seeking robots in my youth, is this really much of a change?

Well these tats under my eyes sorta gave any potential investors a bad impression, plus most were very wary because of my past business and the like. But the supposed genius never went away, I sometime help friendlier customers with some form of homemade remedies to computer and general electronic problems.

I'm 29 years old.

Well... I can't say that working as a minor Tech support guy at Best Buy is ''on my feet'' but it is some form of income.

Ehhh, I sorta grew out of it I suppose. I found a new appreciation for the earth, or at least I have more of an appreciation for it than I did when I was a kid. I pretty much gave up on it when I turned 19 or so, I can't particularly remember exactly when if I'm honest.

No sir, cookies are not edible in this case. No.. the trojan viruses have nothing to do with any sort of pornographic material you may have been watching. Sir, I, let me transfer you to one of our managers.