Ask the chaos god.

“…let me get the hot Sauce,I’ll do both.”

“Gee,im a royal night,i only do my job at night whilst chill works in the day…idk,put the pieces together…no offense to you,though.”

chill put me on a ban from using it in the house.”

"…how many fucks so ya think I have…back off.”

“To quote that wolf guy…a long hunt with no kill."

“Ehhh…your making a god of chaos choose…but I like hip-hop music sometimes.”

“Nah,I got rid of it…or maybe I could just remove your atoms and make you a new version of yourself,completely different and complacent…nah,just get outta here.”

“Ey,oobi!…ya doing ya homework?…if not you’re getting grounded…I don’t know im not used to parenting”

“One; she’s not bossing me around,two he’s been my best friend since I as long as I can remember,and pistachio would probably bite your arm off…also thanks for the cookie…idk.”

“Yeah,I don’t really need to work out…I never actually tested my weight limit…and no,I’m married”

“eh,if I had to pick…I’d say probably olives.”

“And who do you have?…look,she’s a damn saint compared to me,besides,didn’t ya ma teach ya to look past appearance and look at a person’s heart?…I love them,that’s final.”

“…I’m wearing my favorite color…but if you gotta know,it’s purple…it’s just so cool!”

“My past?…yeah…eh,don’t know don’t care,I’m just me…even if I don’t know how I became me”

“I’m. Married…so no shirtless me for anyone but chill.”

Anygays have fun asking signata shi