Come on, Boys! Let's Play.

⇢ Charming, little bird, but flattery will get you no where on my island.

⇢ Need I tell you about how obvious this question is? Obviously it’s green. 

⇢What makes me happy? That’s easy, Little Bird, my Lost Ones. Why wouldn’t they? I mean, they’re all that I need.

⇢ What a fun little question this one is, love. I’d say. . . If they weren’t as awful as they are, probably a Mermaid. I like to think I’d be pretty adorable with a tail, yeah?

⇢ My good for nothing BASTARD of a father. . .Why do you want to know?

⇢ I prefer the blood of my victims to be human.  I think the blood just tastes that much richer.

⇢ I want to answer this truthfully but I get the feeling that this is some kind of fantasy of yours and I’d rather not bring light to that.

⇢ Far too many times, if you ask me. They do have their days of being something desirable. Of course, that usually comes when I need them to take care of someone for me or help me with terrorizing Wendy. 

⇢ Easy, mate. Target Practice. The RUSH you get as you run through the trees chasing your target only to corner them and watch them cower in fear. It’s absolutely delicious. 

⇢ Why the hell would you have an interest in my shoe size?

⇢ Then my mother? I haven’t thought about her in ages. .. Surely, she’s long gone by now. She was long gone before I became the King I am in the first place.

⇢ Oh? Is that so? You miss me? I’m almost flattered. Haven’t you learned, Devin? All it takes is faith, trust and Pixie Dust and I’m never far away.  

⇢ Pets? No, not one. I’m surrounded by nature every day, mate, why would I want any pets?

⇢ You could say that I’ve gotten into a few. . .  adventures. Not that I would tell them to you. Knowing my darling mother she has eyes everywhere and that means that she could ground me for some of the things i’ve gotten up to. Why would I ever want that when I can CONTINUE to be Mumsy’s Little Angel?

⇢ Of course I’m keeping up with my reading. I’ve already read both chapters and did the homework that you assigned for next week. I would never turn in a late assignment. I look forward to our delightful discussion.

⇢  I think I want a puppy that is. . . Fluffy. I want one that’s so fluffy that I might just DIE when it walks because all it does is look like it waddles. How amusing would that be? Also, thank you for admitting that I did well. I’d like to think all that time I spent staring at a book paid off. 

“I suggest, if you’re going to stare, that you take a picture. It will last longer.” He winked teasingly.