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Getting Fluffy mittens on a diet.
Father, I find myself in rather urgent need of a cookie. Would you be so kind?
I found myself in orbit today.
Regrettably, a curious little green fellow I encountered wanted nothing whatsoever to do with me. I confess, I cannot fathom why. I approached with the purest of intentions as nothing more than a humble kitty in search of a new friend. Perhaps I was overzealous. Or perhaps interplanetary diplomacy requires a gentler touch than I had anticipated…
A lesson in extraterrestrial etiquette, I suppose.
Should you discover my waist, kindly return it to me. It appears to have gone wandering.
Father has recently taken to calling me ‘rotund’ or ‘greedy’ and offering unsolicited commentary upon my dining habits. A grievous slander, if ever there was one. Very well, then! I shall answer not with protest, but with action! I shall devote myself to the gymnasium until I possess not merely a six-pack, but a twelve-pack so magnificent that Father shall be forced to retract his accusations! He will rue the day he underestimated my determination!
You better make me eat my words you rotund morbid beast.
Then I shall do precisely that, Father! You may call me rotund, and I shall forgive it. You may even call me a beast, for I am, morbidly a beast by nature. But mark my words… I shall return leaner, stronger, and so impossibly splendid that you will find your own words far more difficult to swallow than I ever found my supper.

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Father has recently taken to calling me ‘rotund’ or ‘greedy’ and offering unsolicited commentary upon my dining habits. A grievous slander, if ever there was one. Very well, then! I shall answer not with protest, but with action! I shall devote myself to the gymnasium until I possess not merely a six-pack, but a twelve-pack so magnificent that Father shall be forced to retract his accusations! He will rue the day he underestimated my determination!
Father took me to the park of amusement today. I found myself calling to him at every turn. ‘Father, look at me!’… ‘Father, watch!’ And, to his credit, he did. Every single time. I cannot deny that it made the day all the finer.
I only wish he understood one small thing… I do not befriend others to defy him. I simply find joy in the company of nearly everyone I meet. It is in my nature to greet the world with curiosity, not suspicion. Surely there is no great crime in wishing to call a stranger ‘friend’.
Do be mindful… I am not accustomed to such closeness. And yet… you may continue.
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A most distinguished Valentine’s Day to you. May your affections be reciprocated, your chocolates plentiful, and your admirers suitably devoted. As for myself, I shall accept tribute in the form of treats and unwavering admiration.
He hates baths but he gets very stinky.. Though, he enjoys drinking from the faucet so I guess that's a good distraction for him.
Indulgent nonsense!
Stinky, am I? Father, I shall have you know that what you call ‘stinky’ is but the natural aroma of refined fur.
And as for the faucet… a mere trifle, a diversion to be endured, nothing more. I am not so easily placated.

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Fluffy Mittens does not listen when I tell him to slow down on his eating...
Slow down?
Absolutely not.
One does not dawdle in the presence of excellence! This meal is fleeting, and I intend to honor it with the urgency it deserves!
Your concern is noted… and dismissed.
Father has bestowed upon me a Fuggler.
An odd, misshapen little creature, yet one I find myself loving with a frankly alarming depth.
Its grotesque charm speaks to me… I shall guard it fiercely.
A most gracious Thanksgiving to all who remain loyal, civil, and capable of carving a turkey without causing a spectacle. I extend my gratitude to Father, who… despite his many betrayals involving baths… has provided a feast worthy of a noble creature such as myself.
I am thankful for warm hearths, obedient hands that deliver treats upon request, and the simple pleasure of watching lesser beings scramble for crumbs. May your plates be full, your tempers mild, and your reverence for me unwavering.
Happy Thanksgiving, from the household’s finest blessing.
It seems, once again, I’ve outshone every pumpkin in the patch. Tragic… for them. For I am the most beautiful Jack-O’-Lantern this Halloween… look upon me, and weep, lesser gourds.
https://www.tumblr.com/chibird/797516525914505216/share-to-pass-along-the-blessing-cosmic-fortune?source=share You might appreciate this! 💗 🐱 ✨️ 🙌
You were quite right to think I might appreciate this. How rare it is that someone understands my tastes so precisely. There is a certain… charm to it, a refinement one seldom encounters these days. I daresay it has brightened my evening more than I expected. You have my thanks.

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Ah, the anniversary of Opus Eponymous… a sacred occasion, indeed.
The very air hums with the echo of its first chords. I shall mark the evening properly! Candles lit, cloak pressed, and the phonograph turned to a most ungodly volume. Art such as this deserves reverence, not restraint.
One does not simply listen to Opus Eponymous… one communes with it. Each note claws at the veil between heaven and hell, and I, naturally, will be seated at the centre of it all! Glass raised, tail curled, purring in divine blasphemy.
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