An AU where QuackerJack ended up serving life for his crimes in St. Canard. Long gone is the manic mallard and what remains is playful quips with sarcastic remarks.
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So much has changed since QuackerJack ended up in prison. The Fearsome Four dispanded, Negaduck is rumored to have returned, but life is still very quiet. THANK YOU! I COULDN'T STAND THE GUY!!! ... Ahem... Most past villains have successors in internet fans while others decided to also quiet there lives, be it in prison or in hiding.
Bushroot, being severely affected by global warming spends his time in a custom green house with nonsapien plantlife. He still does his experiments, under the watch of the government, but he has been working to solve world hunger without plantish side effects. Good luck, Bushy! The fruits of your labor may never make it to the right hands with how things run in St. Canard. Especially after "He" retired
Liquidator has long been missing since he was chased towards the ocean. According to reports, something began to happen to his form and, it's believed that the ocean simply dispersed him. Possibly out of existence. It's one of those things that keeps me up at night. If he's actually gone, or he's part of all the water on the planet? If Licky is still out there, he might not have control over his puddley body anymore... I should stop thinking about it...
Spar... Megavolt has not been seen since the 4 dispanded. It's believed that he either began working as a normal civilian again, but that is niether here, nor there. Wonder if he's even out there..
Darkwing has long retired, and a new hero has taken his place. A rookie named QuiverWing.. She looks and sounds an aweful lot like that little brat that would follow Darkwing around. Eh, probably not! That would be funny, wouldn't it. Regardless, no one knows where Darkwing went either. Maybe the Mayor gave him a payout, and he moved out of town. What do I care... Things have been quiet since he left...
You should really stop visiting, Drake Mallard, or whoever you are. Folks round here are starting to think we're Pally Pals, BUT WE'RE NOT! There's something secretive about you, but everytime I try to figure it out, all I feel is that you were a pain in the tail feathers at some point. This old brain may be foggy, but I know when someone's keeping secrets, frie... GAH! JUST LEAVE ALREADY!!!!
