Ask McPunchie's

Welcome to McPunchie's!

Soda looks so adorable!!! Can I give him a massive hug?

Let me add some salt 🧂... *Kisses bald bull on the cheek* 💋💄

*drives to the drive through window*

y'all gotta fire aran ong 😭🙏🙏

Hi! Can I get a cheeseburger with fries and a milkshake?

how often does aran get taped to the wall? have you considered just keeping him there as living decor? & how often does he escape his makeshift timeout prison thing?

do the super punch out-ers work here as well?

...why did aran steal my soda???

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“Uhh, hello there,” squints at cashier nametag, “..Don! May I please have a large strawberry milkshake without whipped topping? OH! And a small order of fries?”

oh shit I realized soda is a janitor

hey soda...can I get your number? *Wink* slides into the driveway as soda hands out my order.

joe whats edens job in this au

Hey, why ya’ll put cheese on my cheeseburger?

How much are y'all getting paid?

I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four animal style, with extra shingles, a shimmy, and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim