Ask Majora

((As I return, so does the FOOBAW))

“Have you nothing better to do than throw bad jokes at me? It’s hazardous for your health.”

“Sadly there are things beyond even omnipotency’s reach.”

“They’re not all bad. Some are just worse than others.”

“What makes you think I’m going to do that? Do I really seem like the “Come here for Kisses” type?”

“Nayru appreciates that, too! That way I’m not playing too much havoc with that Law of Conservation of Mass that she wrote. But I’ll occasionally make something new on the fly if I want to.”

“So I’ll stick with silent intimidation for now.”

“Probably. That depends on if she decided to pull one of those pea shooters on me. But I think my natural charisma could sway her opinion.”

“Thankfully it was only for a day. Seriously, switching from my tall, buxom form to some shrimpy guy was not something I wanted to get used to.”

“That tone seems hardly “innocent.” Though she seems to be very fond of dumplings, especially stuffed ones with beef. Do with that information as you will.”

“Oh c’mon, you love me too much to just leave me hanging!”

Bill Cipher, “Weirdmageddon: Part 1″

((Tfw your sausage fingers hit unfollow on someone so you start panicking when their posts vanish from the dash and you don’t know why))

I’ve got some bases set up for some new ones, I’d just have to finish them.))