Ask Lou Cypher

“Tem needs to get phone!!” Tem points to a table in the back of the shop away from other customers. “Goat boy go wait at Tem table!” She works through the line of other customers as she talks on the phone, making sure the shop is empty before bringing over a blank sheet of paper and sitting down. She starts right away with adding the consent agreement twice before adding a spot for two signatures, so that if one of them wants to stop at any given time they can. Then she starts with where the profits will go before pushing it to the middle of the table for Lou to read over. @askloucypher

As he picks up the pen to sign, a green door materializes and a sans with headphones, a tie and chained hand and feet enters the room through it and takes the pen out of Lou’s hand. “*(whispered)* Whoa goat boi, you ain’t signing nothin until I am done.” He turns to tem “greetings, i am sans alexander gaster, and i am here to make sure my client won’t get ripped off or drawn into any legally or magically binding arrangements.” Lou raises an eyebrow. “Since when are you an attorney at law?” “never. just a notorious gamer and trickster. an actual attorney would be overkill and wsy too expensive, especially those who can deal with what your family usually deals with.” Lou turns red “My brother sent-” “lets have a look here.” Squirrel reads the contract and proposes a new split of earnings.

Tem growls as she looks over the new percentages. “No! Tem will get 10%!! Shoppe get 25%!!! If you want to give your cut up that’s your choice but Tem shoppe doesn’t pay Tem for working counter!! Only for porn!! Half of Tem shoppe profit go to MTT no matter what contracts Tem make! Tem need to eat too!!” She writes out her counter proposals of percentages.

"whoa, and my client goes off empty handed now-" "Erm, I don't need the money, I am just interested in, you know, fun." Squirrel sighs and facepalms "just, god, shut up. just once i wanna work with someone professional. fine, fine. yeah, this contract is agreed upon. please both of you sign" they sign and ge gets a small black candle and stamp out, dripping some wax on the paper and impressing his seal onto it. A short white flame burst binds the contract. "it was nice doing busi-" squirrel gets grabbed by his collar and drawn through the green door. Lou is blushy and offers Tem a handshake "To good work together and lotsa fun"

“Tem needs to get phone!!” Tem points to a table in the back of the shop away from other customers. “Goat boy go wait at Tem table!” She works through the line of other customers as she talks on the phone, making sure the shop is empty before bringing over a blank sheet of paper and sitting down. She starts right away with adding the consent agreement twice before adding a spot for two signatures, so that if one of them wants to stop at any given time they can. Then she starts with where the profits will go before pushing it to the middle of the table for Lou to read over. @askloucypher

As he picks up the pen to sign, a green door materializes and a sans with headphones, a tie and chained hand and feet enters the room through it and takes the pen out of Lou's hand. "*(whispered)* Whoa goat boi, you ain't signing nothin until I am done." He turns to tem "greetings, i am sans alexander gaster, and i am here to make sure my client won't get ripped off or drawn into any legally or magically binding arrangements." Lou raises an eyebrow. "Since when are you an attorney at law?" "never. just a notorious gamer and trickster. an actual attorney would be overkill and wsy too expensive, especially those who can deal with what your family usually deals with." Lou turns red "My brother sent-" "lets have a look here." Squirrel reads the contract and proposes a new split of earnings.

*(clears throat)* may i ask how *my* contract would look like?