Does it concern you that your ostensible new boyfriend can turn into a bat?
Ah yes.
‘Ostensible.’
I’ll field this one, if you don’t mind…
Ostensible is wrong, and I know for a fact Jon is less scared of Man-Bat than I am. I know ‘concern’ and ‘fear’ aren’t the same thing, but one of us definitely is planning escape routes and ensuring medicine dosages and envisioning social encounters with a heavier regard for the possibility of a Man-Bat appearance.
It’s actually been kind of nice that he doesn’t see it as a big deal.













