"that one team of assholes"

Hanamiya: H-hey, pipe down!! I don’t need the whole world to hear about it!

Hara: Oh, Hanamiya, I didn’t know you sang~ C’mon now, let’s hear it.

Hanamiya: In your dreams, Hara. Like hell I’m gonna sing.

Furuhashi: I want to hear you sing.

Hanamiya: Nooo, you don’t.

Yamazaki: …Please?

Hanamiya: No, Yamazaki.

Seto: But you sing quite nicely, Hanamiya.

Seto: It’s a mole.

Furuhashi: Ha-

Yamazaki: Not exactly, but Hara’s been over plenty of times… Damn bastard always climbs up through my window.

Hara: That’s because you never invite me. Even though I’m so nice that I let you come over all the time.

Hanamiya: Our uniform? I think it’s fine.

Hara: I don’t know… It’s kind of plain. I think it needs a bit more color. Like a dark magenta uniform with a blue shirt and white tie.

Seto: Yeah, I don’t think so. Like Hanamiya said, it’s fine as is.

Furuhashi: Agreed. 

Yamazaki: How about removing that stuffy tie?

Hanamiya: Just because you don’t know how to tie it, doesn’t mean it should be removed altogether. 

Furuhashi: Thank you very much.

Hanamiya: You spend a lot of time combing it that way, don’t you?

Furuhashi: No, I don’t.

Seto: Now that you mention it, he does take quite a long time in the shower room.

Furuhashi: No, I don’t.

Hanamiya:  Heh, yeah, he spends an eternity in there.

Hara: I’ve dated tons of people. The longest I think lasted a month? I don’t really care about serious relationships.

Hanamiya: Well I haven’t dated anyone.

Yamazaki: What about Imayoshi-san?

Hanamiya: …Of course not, dumbass. If anything, you can say he just harassed me for two years. (creepy bastard…)

Furuhashi: Sounds like dating to me.

Hanamiya: Well you’ve never dated, have you, Furuhashi?

Furuhashi: …I don’t understand your point.

Seto: I haven’t dated either. A relationship is simply too much effort. …Are you sure you didn’t date your old senpai, Hanamiya?

Hanamiya: I’m sure, Kentarou.

Yamazaki: Actually, I had a girlfriend during first year. We only dated for a few months, but it was kinda nice… before we got into a fight…  and broke up…

Hara: Aw, poor Zaki had his heart broken~ 

Yamazaki: S-shut up! At least it lasted longer than whatever you had!

Seto: Hanamiya has been my friend for a long time, so I like him the most. I don’t really hate anyone, but if I have to say who I get along with the least… Well, Yamazaki always disturbs me when I’m sleeping, but he’s certainly the nicest. Furuhashi is generally unpleasant, but he’s also a person I can relax with. And Hara, while he does take jabs at my hairstyle, always keep things interesting. …I’ll just say Hara because he keeps poking my mole.

Hara: What the fuck… Not you too, Seto.

Furuhashi: Hara.

Hara: …That was fast. Are you su-

Hanamiya: Oh, thanks. I will. I don’t watch much anime, but I liked Death Note as a kid.

Seto: What about Psycho Pass and Tokyo Ghoul?

Hanamiya: Hah! No way…

Hara: Zaki likes One piece, Haikyuu!!, and Love Live!~

Yamazaki: Hara, don’t answer for me… Anyway, Hara likes-

Hara: I like Tokyo Ghoul.

Yamazaki: You like Love Live! too!

Furuhashi: I don’t care for anime.

Seto: And neither do I. But I did watch Naruto and Dragon Ball with Hanamiya when we were kids. And I still watch whatever he does sometimes.