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was looking through old messages and found this shitpiost from like 2 years ago

#re7 #the art sucks ass btu i think the joke is still kind of funny

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the first time i played re7 i got one of the mannequins to completely phase into the wall and disappear then i tried to do it again and accidentally triggered the mia fight and fucking died because i was unprepared

objectively the funnist thing i' ever drawn when my re7 brainrot got killed by the deltarune brainrot

Jack Back

Jack Black

No

jack MOTHAFUCKER

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-re7-resident-evil7-punching-punch-gif-21360965

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Jack Back

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Jack Black

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#re7 #joe baker

joe get the abannaana

h no o9h oo h (H(HELP TUMBLR WONT LET ME TYPETHE CAPTIPOON

#was trying to type #oh no he didnt reach it in time #and then tumblr garbled the text and erased all of it everytime i tried to press backspace which i'm keeping because its funnier #in other words i m sory this blog is increidbly inactive now because i got delter rune spamtron brainrot

(Trans anon) the baker’s have a weird dog thing now

ordinarily i'd say something like "well congrats can i pet it" but it's the bakers and you said "weird dog thing" so now i'm just wondering what horrible sludge abomination it is this time

And Can I Pet It?

#re7 #ask

"You eat bugs?... Mom won't like that."

i am actively lifting up LARGE rocks to find bugs and eat them right now as we speak...What are you gonna do about it

#it's been a while and i dont remember how to be in charafcter for joe #re7 #ask #i was gonna say but i've literally never been in charaacter for joe

(Trans anon) I’m already emo, but I don’t have a mutant form! I mainly just wander around with a shovel and notebook filled with weapon ideas

An Emo In The Baker Family? Oh no they they are becoming too powerful...

#ask #i am slow at answering these and also legally obligated to exclusively answer with jokes

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(Trans anon) Hello! I just recently joined the baker family, is there anything I should avoid? Cause I don’t wanna get punched in the face

don't become terrifyingly mutated and try to kill me and you'll probably be fine ;)

#(joe voice) quit the baker family join my emo band #ask

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I’m kinda confused on why your panicking about being cured I mean in a way this mean you and your family can be saved like you wanted / told Ethan

Even if I got cured, Evie is still powerful and perfectly capable of harmin' and/or infectin' us again

askjoebaker

i will punch the child

#re7

askjoebaker

Do you beat up gators?

yes it is my 2nd favorite past time

askjoebaker

my first is punching both of you in the face at once

official-lucas-baker-deactivate

I JUST ASKED A QUESTION I DIDN'T DO NOTHING WRONG

askjoebaker

OK fine i will not punch lucas fair enough

i will just punch jack with both of my hands at once

askjoebaker

Do you beat up gators?

yes it is my 2nd favorite past time

askjoebaker

my first is punching both of you in the face at once

#lucas baker #jack baker

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Tentacles

STOP IT GET OUT

#nsfw #?#i mean its implied so

Do you beat up gators?

yes it is my 2nd favorite past time

#ask #marguerite baker

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