ʕ•̀ω•́ʔو✧ JB

ABC are meanies. I think that’s a great idea

Yeah, I’m sure you’d have had a great time sucking up to the camera and getting shady sponsorship deals.

So did you do the eyeliner yourself or get someone to punch you in the face twice?

DONT

So glad we’re on the same page, dear

Wait. Am I expected to stop flirting with Everett?

Jb, you exclusively may continue your antics

Excuse me? “Funny”? “Antics”? What about the threat of me seducing your husband away is amusing?

I genuinely wish you all the luck in your endeavors JB

I wish you were more interesting so I’d know anything about you, like whether you’re being sincere or if you’re as sarcastic as your boss.

Super duper sorry about that

Guess that’s my answer. Hey, did you have a personality before Bae showed up, or did you scramble to assemble one after watching him?

Ooh, probably a little of both? If you’re searching for a personality, I have a few styles I can recommend.

Aw, you’d have really have been better off attacking my personality, rather than suggesting I lack one. Like it or not - and I really don’t care which - I definitely have one. You might want to learn how to spot that if you want a career in journalism.

Yeah, you’re definitely getting the better deal in this conversation. You get to talk to me, but I have to talk to you. Let me know when you get back from that journey of self-improvement and we can see if you’re more entertaining.

If you have something to say, maybe try saying it instead of hiding behind reaction images and vague posting.

JB, please I’m married

WHAT

DONT

So glad we’re on the same page, dear

Wait. Am I expected to stop flirting with Everett?

Jb, you exclusively may continue your antics

Excuse me? “Funny”? “Antics”? What about the threat of me seducing your husband away is amusing?

I genuinely wish you all the luck in your endeavors JB

I wish you were more interesting so I’d know anything about you, like whether you’re being sincere or if you’re as sarcastic as your boss.

Super duper sorry about that

Guess that’s my answer. Hey, did you have a personality before Bae showed up, or did you scramble to assemble one after watching him?

Ooh, probably a little of both? If you’re searching for a personality, I have a few styles I can recommend.

Aw, you’d have really have been better off attacking my personality, rather than suggesting I lack one. Like it or not - and I really don’t care which - I definitely have one. You might want to learn how to spot that if you want a career in journalism.

Yeah, you’re definitely getting the better deal in this conversation. You get to talk to me, but I have to talk to you. Let me know when you get back from that journey of self-improvement and we can see if you’re more entertaining.

If you have something to say, maybe try saying it instead of hiding behind reaction images and vague posting.

DONT

So glad we’re on the same page, dear

Wait. Am I expected to stop flirting with Everett?

Jb, you exclusively may continue your antics

Excuse me? “Funny”? “Antics”? What about the threat of me seducing your husband away is amusing?

I genuinely wish you all the luck in your endeavors JB

I wish you were more interesting so I’d know anything about you, like whether you’re being sincere or if you’re as sarcastic as your boss.

Super duper sorry about that

Guess that’s my answer. Hey, did you have a personality before Bae showed up, or did you scramble to assemble one after watching him?

Ooh, probably a little of both? If you’re searching for a personality, I have a few styles I can recommend.

Aw, you’d have really have been better off attacking my personality, rather than suggesting I lack one. Like it or not - and I really don’t care which - I definitely have one. You might want to learn how to spot that if you want a career in journalism.

Yeah, you’re definitely getting the better deal in this conversation. You get to talk to me, but I have to talk to you. Let me know when you get back from that journey of self-improvement and we can see if you’re more entertaining.

DONT

So glad we’re on the same page, dear

Wait. Am I expected to stop flirting with Everett?

Jb, you exclusively may continue your antics

Excuse me? “Funny”? “Antics”? What about the threat of me seducing your husband away is amusing?

I genuinely wish you all the luck in your endeavors JB

I wish you were more interesting so I’d know anything about you, like whether you’re being sincere or if you’re as sarcastic as your boss.

Super duper sorry about that

Guess that’s my answer. Hey, did you have a personality before Bae showed up, or did you scramble to assemble one after watching him?

Ooh, probably a little of both? If you’re searching for a personality, I have a few styles I can recommend.

Aw, you’d have really have been better off attacking my personality, rather than suggesting I lack one. Like it or not - and I really don’t care which - I definitely have one. You might want to learn how to spot that if you want a career in journalism.

DONT

So glad we’re on the same page, dear

Wait. Am I expected to stop flirting with Everett?

Jb, you exclusively may continue your antics

Excuse me? “Funny”? “Antics”? What about the threat of me seducing your husband away is amusing?

I genuinely wish you all the luck in your endeavors JB

I wish you were more interesting so I’d know anything about you, like whether you’re being sincere or if you’re as sarcastic as your boss.

Super duper sorry about that

Guess that’s my answer. Hey, did you have a personality before Bae showed up, or did you scramble to assemble one after watching him?

Ooh, probably a little of both? If you’re searching for a personality, I have a few styles I can recommend.

Aw, you’d have really have been better off attacking my personality, rather than suggesting I lack one. Like it or not - and I really don’t care which - I definitely have one. You might want to learn how to spot that if you want a career in journalism.

DONT

So glad we’re on the same page, dear

Wait. Am I expected to stop flirting with Everett?

Jb, you exclusively may continue your antics

Excuse me? “Funny”? “Antics”? What about the threat of me seducing your husband away is amusing?

I genuinely wish you all the luck in your endeavors JB

Please dear god

Stop acting like you need saving while doing nothing to fix the problem that you walked into!

DONT

So glad we’re on the same page, dear

Wait. Am I expected to stop flirting with Everett?

Jb, you exclusively may continue your antics

Excuse me? “Funny”? “Antics”? What about the threat of me seducing your husband away is amusing?

I genuinely wish you all the luck in your endeavors JB

I wish you were more interesting so I’d know anything about you, like whether you’re being sincere or if you’re as sarcastic as your boss.

Super duper sorry about that

Guess that’s my answer. Hey, did you have a personality before Bae showed up, or did you scramble to assemble one after watching him?

DONT

So glad we’re on the same page, dear

Wait. Am I expected to stop flirting with Everett?

Jb, you exclusively may continue your antics

Excuse me? “Funny”? “Antics”? What about the threat of me seducing your husband away is amusing?

I genuinely wish you all the luck in your endeavors JB

I wish you were more interesting so I’d know anything about you, like whether you’re being sincere or if you’re as sarcastic as your boss.

DONT

So glad we’re on the same page, dear

Wait. Am I expected to stop flirting with Everett?

Jb, you exclusively may continue your antics

Excuse me? “Funny”? “Antics”? What about the threat of me seducing your husband away is amusing?

DONT

So glad we’re on the same page, dear

Wait. Am I expected to stop flirting with Everett?

The wedding was amazing!! Guess who caught the bouquet!!

Missy’s saying that it’s got “bad juju”. I dunno whether she’s right or she’s just being jelly.

Leave me out of this. I don’t want to go.

And Everett won’t want you to go, which is why you’ve got to come with me in order to get in.

You have no logic

Everett doesn’t want you to go and therefore you should go, otherwise he will win. Plus you’re tall and I need to stand on your shoulders to catch the bouquet, or else Jeremy might get it and elope with Shiloh.

Leave me out of this. I don’t want to go.

And Everett won't want you to go, which is why you've got to come with me in order to get in.