Ruh Roh!

Hiya, Champ! That's kind of a weird question, or is it just me? Of course my good friend Badcop likes me- I'm his boss, after all! Remember: questions like these come kind of close to breaking the rules, so just be careful, mi amigo! Thanks for participating in Octan's citizen outreach program, though!

[... No thanks.]

[Both] Octan-café croissants.

(I usually face out around other Octan employees! Bad just seems a bit too grumpy, I'd wager :] Not that he'd ever admit it.... But, my favorite group of friends I've made here are the Octan-AI's! Each Octan robot has a unique manufactured chip inside to create a unique manufactured personality! Imagine that :] Doesn't President Business have such wonderful, Octan-approved ideas?)

(Oh, hush, Bad! He just doesn't like to think about it. I... It's not a pretty thought for me, either, to be truthful! It would be much harder to interact with others, harder to perform our jobs- we'd be awfully lonely :[ But with me and Bad on the face, I can't imagine it ever happening! ... I hope.)

(I could if I wanted to! But, it’s not worth the trouble of Bad’s reactions…..)

(We love dogs! Cats are a close second, but we always had shepherds and other breeds as we grew up.)

(We don't really care, actually! We'd love to have a sweetheart someday, but things are definitely busy as a beehive right now! If we WERE to have one, one thing we always agree on is that they're a wonderful cuddler.)

(He did end up escaping- it turns out, he knew our 80's-something melting chamber technology like the back of his hand! Some parts are still under reconstruction, I believe :] )

(We like her style! If I remember right, we have a suitcase that looks just like her!)

(Under different circumstances, maybe we could be, though, buddy! Law is the law though, I'm afraid...)

(We both like chocolate! Though Bad insists he only likes plain. What a goof!)