ask dead chell

Welcome back to life. Uh. Death?

... And just how, in all things science related, did you die? ... It had better not been in Aperture. There's enough dead bodies around here...

*uses a zombie summoning spell* RISE CHELL MUAHAHAHAHAHA

what are your feelings on Wheatley's bombass titties?

DING DONG, THE WITCH IS DEAD!

Well here we are again, it's always such a pleasure. Remember when you tried to kill me twice. Oh, how we laughed and laughed, except I wasn't laughing. Under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice.

Maintainer's note: if you want to rp, hit me up with a ask instead of a submit- i can't link yr blog with an anon submission like i can with a ask, so don't be shy and let's do this thing!!!

Mmmm whatcha say? Ooh that you only meant well? Well of course you did. Mmmm whatcha say? Mmmm that it´s all for the best? of course it is. Mmmm whatcha say? Ooh that you only meant well? Well of course you did. Mmmm whatcha say? Whatcha say (whatcha say) wha- wha- wha- wha- what did she say?