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Fricken heck. I can’t find Kyle and I’m sad. Can I have some Simply Watermelon juice?

Clara: *holds Kyle who is holding a dog collar and vodka* that’ll be 40 micky dollars

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Nathan: *listening to music while on guard*

Clara: Oo! I wanna listen too!

Nathan: Clara no-

Clara: *unplugs Nathan's Headphones*

Nathan's Phone: I CAN'T FEEL MY BODY BECAUSE I POP A LOT OF MOLLY-

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Quick! Before Oli finds me! Imma need a large purple dog collar a leash and some vodka. No scratch that. Imma need a lotta vodka.

Clara: That’ll be fifty goldfish crackers!

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Can I have a raise

Clara: No

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Aw man

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don’t just fucking reblog i need to feed my family

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Clara: Frick your family, you haven’t done anything all week!

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You haven’t done jack shit either so shut it you eight year old.

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Can I have a raise

Clara: No

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Aw man

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don’t just fucking reblog i need to feed my family

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Clara: Frick your family, you haven’t done anything all week!

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Can I have a raise

Clara: No

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Aw man

Can I have a raise

Clara: No

do you guys know where I can find Kyle? He disappeared when I literally turned around my god-

William: *over intercom* Kyle, your boyfriend is looking for you, and he really needs to cover his crotch because it’s up and at em for ya.

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Excuse me miss do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior the Glow Cloud?

William: NATE! IT’S ANOTHER CRACKHEAD!

Nathan: *comes in, holding a P90* Sir I’m gonna have to ask you to leave before things escalate.

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Izzy: Hey Clara? There’s a new Item I want to put on stock

Clara: Let me hear it

Izzy: It’s called ‘Anti-Trump Rifles’

Clara: Put it on stock!

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Do you have tit b gone spray? I cant afford the teet yeet surgery.

Clara: It’s on Isle 34 by the Bitch Repellent, and it costs six stickers and two goldfish crackers!

Jess: Aw Yea! We’re gonna go shopping at Clara’s store!

Kirose: I’m gonna invite Kiokente!

Jess: NO ONE LIKES KIOKENTE-

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Clara’s Store!

Do you need to buy bitch repellent but don’t know we’re to get some? Come down to Clara’s store! We have everything but sex toys! We also have fair prices! Like a packet of goldfish for three plungers! Or five bucks for twelve Golden roosters! So come on down to our wonderful store to get what you need!

We have our wonderful staff, including; Founder- Clara Owner- Clara CEO- Clara CFO- Jayce Manager- Clara Supervisor- Clara Bodyguards- Nathan & Luke Supply Manager- Izzy & Leo Cashier- William & Kiokente Sign/Pun Maker- Kinor Horney Customer- Kirose & Jess

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